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1/ i believe in eugenics with the population of earth over 7 billion something drastic must be done to reduce the population growth so future generations do not suffer, take Asia for example 4 billion people their should only be 300 million maximum, Africa has over a billion people most of them live in abject poverty, Africa is lucky if it could support 250 million people, the fact being the world's population should be no more than 1.25 billion, the facts are Homo Sapiens beings are breeding like rats, whilst damaging the envoiroment and rapidly increasing extinctions among endangered speices. in the EU Netherlands are a prime example, in 1981 the netherlands population was similar to Scotland's 30 years later their population is nearly 3 times more than Scotland as Scotland's population stagnent

2/ i say what is on my mind

3/ i am a nationalist and Scottish patriot!!

4/ i haven't drunk alcohol in 5 years and i don't miss it

5/ I am a Athiest and i believe if you are a Christian you should be nailed to a wooden cross then set on fire

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1 - i'm a bitch

2 - i'm a lover

3 - i'm a child

4 - i'm a mother

5 - i'm a sinner

ahh f**k it, i'll give one more seeing as everyone else has

6 - i'm a saint

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1) I'm terrified of midgets.

2) I can't cycle and can barely swim (flapping around doing a very slow doggy paddle doesn't really count)!

3) I am doing a post grad MSc in Information Systems Development and have no idea why...

4) I have two tattoos. (A penguin and a gothic cross)

5) My favourite band are Journey.

Let's see if this is still true, I was about to post then checked up and noticed I had done this before...

1. Yes, they are truly terrifying.

2. Yip that's still true, although I haven't tried to do either since posting that I wouldn't have thought.

3. I still have no idea why, met some good people though.

4. I have 6, two crosses, the penguin, GMFC, a Villa lion and a Scottish thistle/Saltire combo.

5. Of course... don't stop believin'!

PS bullywee, you don't feel ashamed, do you?

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5/ I am a Athiest and i believe if you are a Christian you should be nailed to a wooden cross then set on fire

Why a wooden cross? That seems like pandering to something which you claim to abhor.

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Thought it would be interesting to see how things change...

1. I like Rave music and I'm not afraid to admit it. In actual fact, I like most forms of Dance music, just my like of Hardcore Dance tends to get me a fair bit of abuse for my tastes.

2. Because of the above, many people often lazily assume "oh, he must take drugs". I have never taken drugs in my life, and I have no intentions of ever doing so. I've never smoked either.

3. In person, I'm quite an easy going guy. I did have temper issues when I was about 14/15, but they disappeared as I grew up. I have a ruthless competitive streak in me when playing sport though. I absolutely detest losing, even in games which are only classed as a kickabout. Nothing infuriates me more than when I'm playing football and people start pissing about.

4. Alcohol doesn't really bother me. Sure, I like a night out every now and then, but I can regularly go over a month without an alcoholic drink at a time and it really doesn't bother me in the slightest.

5. I'm quite easily satisfied in life. Nothing pleases me more than having a long lie and being able to sit and do nothing for a day.

1. I still do like what people would refer to as Rave music. I don't listen to UK Hardcore much these days, or indeed Hardstyle. It's been mostly Trance for the last six months or so.

2. Still have never smoked or taken drugs, and I intend to keep it that way.

3. I still get major rage issues when I'm playing football and people stop taking the game seriously. This hasn't happened for a while, however, as my last game of 7s ended with me in A&E - I did my ankle ligaments again, having done the same thing a year earlier. My ankle is now pretty much fucked, and I've only played twice since, and it was only a kickabout.

4. This is again true now, although I had a spell not too long after that post was written where I was out more or less every weekend. This ended when I got together with my girlfriend, and I'm glad that spell is over.

5. True to an extent, although I really need to get a proper job. I've had my fun of being a student and lazing all the time; it's starting to get me down now.

More recent ones...

1) I am a bit of an angry driver. I get very wound up when people cut me up, or don't indicate when I'm sat at a roundabout. The average speed cameras and 40mph limit in place going to Edinburgh severely piss me off too.

2) For the first time in my life, I've become apathetic towards my team. I've sat through a lot worse than I'm witnessing at the moment, but the enthusiasm has completely been sucked out of it.

3) I scored a winning penalty at Starks Park. It's the only penalty I've ever taken, and it was the winner in a sudden death shootout. I shat out of taking the one before me, in the hope that the opposition would miss and I wouldn't have to take one :ph34r:.

4) I can't stand children. I find them noisy, irritating and they just seem like a whole lot of work. Many people have told me it's different if they're your own, but I would be perfectly happy if I never had children.

5) When I was younger, I was a pretty strong patriot. As the years go by, I care less and less about Scotland. Indeed, I'm very interested in the prospect of working abroad, and would leave here in a heartbeat if the right opportunity was there.

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:lol:

1) I've made a number of statements which were the most inappropriate thing to say at the time! :lol:

2)I'm extremely cynical of things people claim to have done.

3) I hate teenagers who think they have drinking problems when they have no apparent understanding of the nature of alcoholics

4) I feel very disappointed with my previous choices in life and feel the need to right myself a lot of the time.

5) I hate Che Guevara...but not as much as people who wear his t-shirt!

Still pretty much agree with all of these.

1) :lol: September of that year I went off to uni, and mistook some lassie with dreadlocks for a guy. Don't think I've ever been as embarrassed in my life! :ph34r: In fairness, I was smashed!

2) Still relatively cynical, but people tend to be less prone to making things up about themselves.

3)I don't really know as many teenagers nowadays.

4) Not so much nowadays. I'm a lot more of a confident person, and think I've done alright over the last few years. Definitely more comfortable where I am for now, although I'm not sure what I'll do with myself come May when I leave University.

5) I can't stand middle class student communists.

Five for 2011

1) I lost 4 stone in four months in 2008 and continue to keep going running on a regular basis. In each of the last two summers, I have ran from Burntisland (where I stay) to the Forth Road Bridge and back which is (nearly) a marathon.

2) I speak enough Spanish to hold a decent length conversation. Usually I don't mention this around Spaniards the first time I meet them

3) I don't tell people that much about me, even my best friends. I have a tendency to keep things to myself and not tell anyone. Sometimes it works out alright for me, other times I regret it a little.

4) I'm considering moving abroad after I finish university, albeit have no major plan for how to go about doing it.

5) I've been to every Raith game so far this season, despite being them being pish I've had a brilliant with my mates.

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1)I was the front page spread of the Daily Record as the result of 'old school' football violence

2)I had swine flu for 6 weeks at the start of the year

3)I have had a mid-life crisis

4)I haven't eaten meat since 1985

5)I was told by a psychic a couple of years ago that my life was about to change completely,this after she had

given me several uncanny predictions previously.It hasn't happened and the likelyhood of it changing now

has all but disappeared,so same woman,job,car,house as before. :death

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I am a Fuckin Idiot.

I don't know when I'm onto a good thing

I am useless with money

I have prolly wasted my life by not giving a f**k about anything, but I'm too lazy and not bothered to change it

I have too many moans, but strangely I'm happy

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Well having posted 3 years ago I'm quite glad they weren't as cringey as they could've been. Why not update?

1) I'm at Dundee Uni studying Psychology. Despite the fact that I'd have far more chance of getting a job if I studied business or engineering, I love studying the subject and wouldn't change what I'm doing right now. People make comments but I'm happy to be doing this at this point in my life, so I'm sticking with it and I'll just wait and see what happens.

2) I'm a huge believer in trusting my gut instinct. There's been a few key moments where it has guided me in life, particularly in coming to Dundee to study. Something I can't quite explain but it's always served me well. As a result I have met my long term girlfriend, met many great friends and love the city.

3) I like exploring new places I've never been to before, especially in Scotland. Shame is I don't really have reason to visit said places other than football, but playing the same teams over and over puts paid to that. I prefer away games to home games. The travelling is expensive, but it's going to a different part of the country cheering your team, in a lot of cases being the underdog. It's great.

4) I love celidhs. A great social occasion, if you're with a group of your mates it can be a superb night. I have been to countless celidhs, and all have been really enjoyable. I also love scottish music, which may be tied into this. I unashamedly listen to Take the Floor from time to time.

5) I dislike clubs. Going to one every once in a while is ok, but they are mostly horrific. Especially paying nearly a tenner to get in before being subjected to sharing a sweltering dance floor with arseholes. I prefer a night in with the missus or if I'm with friends then a few pints at the pub will do me just fine, or watching a film.

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1. I genuinely think I will be famous one day
2. I've played guitar with Brian Fallon. I nearly cried due to the fact that 17 out of my top 25 most played on I-tunes are Gaslight Anthem & Horrible Crowes songs. It was the greatest day of my life.
3. Me and a pal played at a school concert and received a standing ovation. Unfortunately the girl of my dreams did not tell me how much she secretly loved me and she didn't wan't to be my girlfriend. It was pretty much a waste of time.
4. I shat on my next door neighbor's garden.
5. I'm a right dour b*****d

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I haven't watched porn for 14 months

I have an Xbox 360

I quite like Neil Lennon

I've never been to Wales

I'm wasting my time posting this load of w**k

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1. I've attended every Scotland home game since 1987.

2. I've shared a box of chocolates with Margret Thatcher.

3. In principle I support the IRA.

4. When golfing I've had 7 holes in one, including one against martin laird

5. I think Ben and Jerrys is Shite, the only icecream I eat is Movenpick.

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1.) I have an irrational fear of dead animals, It stems from numerous weird sightings of dead animals including, a dead Alsation hanging from a bin bag on a tree, a bag full of dead rabbits and seeing a dead rabbit's head when I was about five and on my way back from primary school.

2.) When I was 15 I was a really big Marilyn Manson fan. I never really got into the fashion but I still quite like a few Marilyn Manson tunes.

3.) I once went to see Nelson Mandela speak in George Square. Although I was only about 11 It was inspiring.

4.) I used to drink way too much.

5.) Rockness 07 was the best weekend of my life as I met my girlfriend and saw Daft Punk.

Edited by Bert Raccoon

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1. I was once attacked by a reindeer.

2. When I was a child I used to be convinced that pears (as in the fruit) would turn into giant maggots which would seep green blood that would kill me on contact. Although I now know that is silly and wont actually happen, I still eye them with suspicion and don't like touching them if I can help it. I think I like them though, can't really remember, haven't eaten one since I was eight.

3. I consider myself left wing, but hate almost all left wing people I've actually met. I find them whiny, insufferable and often naive of the real world.

4. I get obsessed with things for a couple of months, then lose all interest in them, often for years.

5. I spend hours on end on wikipedia, reading things which I would find utterly dull if I read them in a book.

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1. I hate nightclubs. I've not been to one in about 5 years. I am pretty tight-fisted and nearing the slippers and pished-drawers age but I refuse to pay close to £10 for over-priced drinks, shite music and a crowded/sweaty/smelly room where I can hardly move. If I meet some old friends from school who somehow want to go to a club after a few pubs, i'll always end up going home early and rubbering the nightclub.

2. I didn't have my first w**k til I was 16. Not many people believe this but I have no reason to lie, if I did at 10 or 21 I would say. I had a few wet dreams beforehand that I am sure of, but did not use downward pressure until my middle-late teens.

3. I don't care much for fancy gadgets, iphones, fancy cars etc. I have a 3 year old nano which does me and up to two months ago I was using a Nokia from about 2001 which did the job fine. I am pretty gripit with my cash I suppose but if I want something, I'll buy it but I do not see the need to go out and buy the new £500 phone or an updated tablet or laptop or the 11 plate BM etc. With clothes, if I think its cool, I'll buyt it - be it a £50 jumper or a £3 one from the thrift shop.

4. I'm settling into my late 20s reasonably well. I went through a phase when I was 21/22 of dreading every year after it but I'm now 28 and feel content enough. I can give or take alcohol, I go months or weeks without and find I appreciate it much more when I do have go for a few jars it'll be with friends or family I've not seen in a while and it adds more to the fun. I quite enjoy running boring errands too e.g going down to the supermarket to pickup a few bits of food, magazine, nipping into the library. :ph34r:

5. I hardly watch TV. I'll watch the odd documentary, the news, football and sports and a few films but I download watch most TV shows via the computer or buy the DVD. UK tv on a whole is shite and I cannot stand reality TV or the endless cycle of it X factor, BGT, I'm a tosser get me out of here etc. I can see why TV companies do it. It works and the mass population love it.

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I am a terrible loser at everything, 5's, board games, all sports really. I believe anyone who is playing something and does not want to win or is just playing for fun should not bother in the first place.

My favorite band are the Arctic monkeys but in general I am not a massive fan of that kind of music, I actually love music thats played in clubs, David Guetta etc, reguardless of how bad a name it gets.

I collect football tops and I have about 51 altogether now.

I have not been sober for me than a week for about a year which is worrying.

I love loads of cheesy stuff like JLS, Take that, Marley and me and most things that 15 year old girls love. I never hear the end of this from my mates.

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1. I genuinely think i will be famous one day laugh.gif

2. I've played guitar with Brian Fallon. I nearly cried due to the fact that 17 out of my top 25 most played on I-tunes are Gaslight Anthem & Horrible Crowes songs. It was the greatest day of my life.

I really want to know more about this. Must've been a tremendous experience.

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