jagtastic Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 You think passing Maths and Information Systems i would be able to get at least a D in English Ah well i should of went to school but sleeping all day sounded a hell of alot better. Maybe you have as it seems Dumbarton's score always ends in a 0 and always has done. I was thinking more that it is very similar to a hilarious Billy Connolly joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Really? Ive never heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 You think passing Maths and Information Systems i would be able to get at least a D in English Ah well i should of went to school but sleeping all day sounded a hell of alot better. Maybe you have as it seems Dumbarton's score always ends in a 0 and always has done. Hate to break it to you, but a D is a still a fail. Sorry. Also to that Supras guy: 1. If you are playing fives seriously it is incredibly tiring, therefore you need to be fit. 2. Why does one of your friends not just be the dealer? Then there wouldn't be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) I know D is a fail but it would still look better than "no award" Well to me it would anyway. Edited February 2, 2009 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hate to break it to you, but a D is a still a fail. Sorry.Also to that Supras guy: 1. If you are playing fives seriously it is incredibly tiring, therefore you need to be fit. 2. Why does one of your friends not just be the dealer? Then there wouldn't be a problem. 1) Not to be it isn't, and I spend the entire game sprinting around the pitch. 2) I don't trust any of them enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalmoSaintee Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 1. I live and work in Sweden and have been for the past year. 2. I work on a golf course but cant stand golf. 3. I experienced my first football game in 1992. I was 6 years old. 4. I miss football, sometimes more than my family. 5. My girlfriend is a member on here she posts as "honest saints fan" I am proud to say i made her a saints fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 A well deserved bump... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hate to break it to you, but a D is a still a fail. Sorry.Also to that Supras guy: 1. If you are playing fives seriously it is incredibly tiring, therefore you need to be fit. 2. Why does one of your friends not just be the dealer? Then there wouldn't be a problem. a g and above is actually a pass, although anything below a c is so shite that it might as well be a fail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 a g and above is actually a pass, although anything below a c is so shite that it might as well be a fail Typo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 1. I once told JK Rowling to f**k off when she phoned my parents' house. I thought it was one of my mates at the wind-up, only to find out later that she was the patron of a charity my mum worked for. 2. IKEA furniture makes me angry. 3. I've played guitar for 16 years, and drums for 11. I'm not very good at either. 4. When I was 18, I copped off with my best mate's girlfriend behind his back for over a year. He still doesn't know. 5. I can't drink like I used to. A big night out on Friday renders me useless for the rest of the weekend. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 1. I once told JK Rowling to f**k off when she phoned my parents' house. I thought it was one of my mates at the wind-up, only to find out later that she was the patron of a charity my mum worked for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Screw it, 5 more. 1. I had written out a bookie slip for 2-0 Barcelona, Eto'o 1st goal, Messi last goal. I never put it on 2. I once sat on the toilet for 3 hours, reading the paper, before finally dropping one solitary meatball 3. The longest I have slept is about 18 hours. 4. I once helped a guy who was having a seizure in the middle of the street near the North Bridge in Edinburgh, while other folk done f**k all. 5. I once wrapped my penis around a black marker and tried to write my name on my comatose mate's face with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 1. I dont give a shit about Global Warming etc. 2. I hate black people singing (dont know why , im not racist or nothin there just shit) 3. I always get in fights with people even though I dont look for them im 16 now and have had about 17 proper fights , first one being 8 years old when i was playing sevens , this gadgie from Dee Club squared up to me so I gave him a booting and gave his dad the finger. 4. I like football , drinking and lassies more than my wee sister ATM 5. Dont want to be modest or anything but im actually really smart. Edit : 4th point was harsh , but you know what there like when there 13. dear god, I know it's 3 years old, but this has got to be the saddest thing I've ever read on an internet forum. Every line is filled with maximum cringe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 dear god, I know it's 3 years old, but this has got to be the saddest thing I've ever read on an internet forum. Every line is filled with maximum cringe. I'd suggest bumping a 3 year old thread to make that point is also fairly sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 dear god, I know it's 3 years old, but this has got to be the saddest thing I've ever read on an internet forum. Every line is filled with maximum cringe. His sister's 16 now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'd suggest bumping a 3 year old thread to make that point is also fairly sad. I'd suggest that your opinion is invalid, as you're a non-entity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'd suggest that your opinion is invalid, as you're a non-entity. Stealing 'patter' from Perthshirebell? You really have hit rock bottom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Stealing 'patter' from Perthshirebell? You really have hit rock bottom. That was the idea, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 That was the idea, yes. To hit rock bottom? Job done then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 No. To use perthshirebell's patter. I suspect you knew that anyway. Carry on being upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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