Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Probably the wife you pretend is still alive. Nah she went into the grey bin. General household waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Flying Ant day in South Edinburgh on Tuesday. Or, as it appeared to me, craws' feast day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 More hatched out the back yesterday. About 10 holes erupted with the little shits but they just crawled about. Anyway, boiled up the old kettle and boiled the c***s, swept them away then poured more boiling water down the holes. Went out later and they had appeared to have disappeared. Got up this morning went out the back and the stones were covered in dead ants. Fucking bizarre as I’ve no idea where they came from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: The survivors will have removed dead ants from the nest. Why not just leave them to it? It's only a couple of days a year. That’s what I was thinking but they must have had a busy night. The wee shites are starting to appear in the kitchen so I’m going to have to employ the old Nippon I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Pure hunners out in my back garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted July 13, 2020 Author Share Posted July 13, 2020 Flying ant day folks, so many of them apparently they were picked up by rainfall radar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Sightings in FK1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 The recent hot spell made me think of this thread Haven't see any yet in the Capital though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: c***s. Why worry? The squirrels will get them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Why worry? The squirrels will get them I’ve finally sorted my chimneys out so the squirrels have, at least partially, fucked off for the time being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 19/07/2021 at 22:58, tamthebam said: The recent hot spell made me think of this thread Haven't see any yet in the Capital though I’ve seen a fair few in the capital. Loads around Morningside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Flying ants have made it to Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Pretty sure I encountered a swarm of these arseholes at the top of a hill next to Loch Maree, bigger than midges anyway and tens of thousands of the fuckers swarming around the summit cairn. Fucked if I was hanging around long enough to research it [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 51 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’ve seen a fair few in the capital. Loads around Morningside. They'll be fleying ents then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Bump It's usually about this time of year the buggers appear, usually on a hot day Forecast is scorchio for Edinburgh next Monday and Tuesday so that could be the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Bump It's usually about this time of year the buggers appear, usually on a hot day Forecast is scorchio for Edinburgh next Monday and Tuesday so that could be the time. Been all quiet here thus far. Expecting the shitebags this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Bump It's usually about this time of year the buggers appear, usually on a hot day Forecast is scorchio for Edinburgh next Monday and Tuesday so that could be the time. Maybe because the game fizzled out a bit but during the Iceland v Belgium game I noticed the seagulls were feasting on them in large groups above the stadium on Sunday but never saw any ants. Maybe the seagulls have won the war and now the ants can no longer compete against their advanced predatory techniques 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 They managed to wreck my neighbour's doorstep in Paisley last week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 On 02/08/2019 at 17:47, Melanius Mullarkay said: More hatched out the back yesterday. About 10 holes erupted with the little shits but they just crawled about. Anyway, boiled up the old kettle and boiled the c***s, swept them away then poured more boiling water down the holes. Went out later and they had appeared to have disappeared. Got up this morning went out the back and the stones were covered in dead ants. Fucking bizarre as I’ve no idea where they came from. Adam Ant would fucking smash you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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