YIBBIDAY YABBA Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Real facts about Mr Gemmell John Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family" John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PolyBagMan's Biggest Fan Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Real facts about Mr GemmellJohn Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family" John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes.... This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!) You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YIBBIDAY YABBA Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!)You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch? i see what you've done thats genious! old man mcphee is a legend. the transfer window is still open so hopefully won't need to rely on only him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Real facts about Mr GemmellJohn Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family" John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes.... John Gemmell's so fat, if you shot him into space, he'd still weigh a few pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montrose 5 forfar 1 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch? That is untrue i can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest submarine Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!)You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch? You would be creaming your pants if the beast had half the skill of old man mcphee! Who would be fastest over any distance: The Beast, or The Bee? hmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PolyBagMan's Biggest Fan Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 You would be creaming your pants if the beast had half the skill of old man mcphee! Who would be fastest over any distance: The Beast, or The Bee? hmmmmm..... "The Beast" would win over any distance because as soon as he hit 88mph his inbuilt flux capacitor would enable him to time travel to the exact moment in time just before old man mcphee crossed the finish line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 John Gemmell is so wide that he beeps when goes backwards. And at the pace he runs at you would say that hes going backwards quite alot. McPhee is Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YIBBIDAY YABBA Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 john gemmell has a kebab for breakfast. sauce and salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversAl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 john gemmell has a kebab for breakfast. sauce and salad. You so love him, it's embarrassing now, let it go he's our now!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 John Gemmell is so wide that he beeps when goes backwards. And at the pace he runs at you would say that hes going backwards quite alot.McPhee is Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PolyBagMan's Biggest Fan Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 "The Beast" John Gemmell eats lightning and craps thunder....or is that Rocky?? . . . . . . Nope....definitely "The Beast" John Gemmell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super son smiddy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You so love him, it's embarrassing now, let it go he's our now!! u r sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super son smiddy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You so love him, it's embarrassing now, let it go he's our now!! i have only pity for your deluded life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwoodBoy Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Welcome to Clyde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Some of the posts on this thread are very disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 John Gemmell has done shits which are of more relevance and widespread interest than half the bottom-feeding teams in this division. Just the man to lift us above and beyond this cess pit and closer to where we belong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Clyde are possibly the only team in world football whose average weight decreases when john Gemmell joins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Terrific on his day, but his day is once in every three matches. Maybe. Good signing for this level and fits in well with Clyde's auld codger signing policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Gemmell hates the City. Some boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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