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Real facts about Mr Gemmell

John Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo

John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light

John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world

John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family"

John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes

John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish

stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes....

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Real facts about Mr Gemmell

John Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo

John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light

John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world

John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family"

John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes

John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish

stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes....

This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!)

You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch?

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This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!)

You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch?

:lol::lol::lol: i see what you've done thats genious!

old man mcphee is a legend. the transfer window is still open so hopefully won't need to rely on only him....

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Real facts about Mr Gemmell

John Gemmells so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

John Gemmells so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

John Gemmells so fat that his belly button makes an echo

John Gemmells so fat when he walks past window we lose four days of sun light

John Gemmells so fat he had to get baptised at sea world

John Gemmells so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

John Gemmells so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family"

John Gemmells is so fat when she goes to a restaurant he has to be greased in and out of the boothes

John Gemmells so fat he makes free willy look like a goldfish

stole from a pish website. give us your best fat jokes....

John Gemmell's so fat, if you shot him into space, he'd still weigh a few pounds.

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This post stinks of jealousy and bitterness that "The Beast" is no longer your favourite 'Son' (see what I done there!!)

You are just annoyed that you have to rely on 'Old Man McPhee' to the bang 'em home...is it true that a Stannah Stair Lift has been fitted to the Strathclyde Homes Stadium tunnel just so the old codger can make it from the dressing room to the pitch?

You would be creaming your pants if the beast had half the skill of old man mcphee! Who would be fastest over any distance: The Beast, or The Bee? hmmmmm..... ;)

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You would be creaming your pants if the beast had half the skill of old man mcphee! Who would be fastest over any distance: The Beast, or The Bee? hmmmmm..... ;)

"The Beast" would win over any distance because as soon as he hit 88mph his inbuilt flux capacitor would enable him to time travel to the exact moment in time just before old man mcphee crossed the finish line.

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John Gemmell is so wide that he beeps when goes backwards. And at the pace he runs at you would say that hes going backwards quite alot.

McPhee is Legend.

:lol:

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"The Beast" John Gemmell eats lightning and craps thunder....or is that Rocky??

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Nope....definitely "The Beast" John Gemmell!!

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