Guest CalderwoodBluestar Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 "Geesz A Gobbo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Awa an bile yer heid Yer Maw Fud Dobber Git tae f**k ya pure rocket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Links_Park_Dynamo Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 She's got a puss like a melted welly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 (edited) Not necessarily Scottish origin, but sound great with a Scottish accent... p***k bawsack eejit fud dobber Edited July 26, 2007 by ochil-clyde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 FANK f**k for this thread Just insulted ma mate who lives in falkirk wi nearly all these, it was a her too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgers apprentice Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 fud stumpy header warmer walloper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 FANK f**k for this thread Just insulted ma mate who lives in falkirk wi nearly all these, it was a her too I'm sure she'll be mightlity impressed with your abuse, and you now stand a great chance of getting in her pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I'm sure she'll be mightlity impressed with your abuse, and you now stand a great chance of getting in her pants. f**k off She looks like a sheep min 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) Lots of love from the people of Dundee: 1. Awa and tak yir mooth for a shite 2. You've got a pus like a well-skelped erse 3. Tell yir mither ya were speaking to yir dad (to any cheeky wee schemie) 4. It's no a dentist you need it's a fucking magician 5. F**k being you Edited August 9, 2007 by shedboy82 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 balloon weapon baw bag diddy trumpet are all personal favourites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paolo Di Canio Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Yer maws a matress and yer da's a gymnast Bawbag eyes like dugs baws face like a bulldog lickin pish aff a nettle scudbook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dobber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Blurt fud dobber bellend ersehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Bawbag. You know where you stand when somebody calls you that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raith_94 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) 1. Arse like a bag a washin 2. She's got a face like a dug lickin' pish aff a nettle 3. I wouldn't ride her into battle 4. The wheels turnin but the hamsters deid 5. Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan Evidently, I know a lot of stinkin' burds Edited August 13, 2007 by raith_94 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 1.Bawbag 2.Fannybaws 3.Fud 4.Nugget 5.Pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricoh Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Fae Fife c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SarahhYaDafty Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Wrap yer gums roon ma plumbs n geez a gobbo Daftyy Awiy n bilee yir heed yer tokin pish Go shave yir arse Boaby Muncher Ya Bessie . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Shareen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 GIRFUY Take yer (...insert appropriate descriptive word...) and shove it up yer erse Away and act yer age no' yer shoesize Yer Granny's a cowboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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