welshbairn Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Moonster said: @wisbit has already cracked that one mate: "a brick falls because it's a fucking brick". Someone asked him what reading you'd get from weighing scales if you put a brick on them in outer space. Think he's a flat earther so he just went lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Honest to cunting f**k!!! Quote Madeleine McCann detectives ask for more cash to fund £12m hunt for missing girl https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/madeleine-mccann-detectives-ask-more-21599572 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 I want on this investigation/lads long holiday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Hearing the new series of Line of Duty will have Steve and Kate investigating the McCann case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 I read that first as Call of Duty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Hearing the new series of Line of Duty will have Steve and Kate investigating the McCann case. Which Kate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which Kate? Kate Bush obvz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 It's a cold, grey day here and that has me thinking that P&B should form an investigative team to visit Portugal and wrap this case up, once and for all. Obviously we won't rush it - these things take time after all. 13 years and we'll barely have got started and £12 million doesn't go far at Portuguese prices. I've read all the Sherlock Holmes books so obviously I'm qualified. Who else wants in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I want on this investigation/lads long holiday. It would be cruel and unusual punishment to end it just as Spring's on its way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've read all the Sherlock Holmes books so obviously I'm qualified. Who else wants in? I once won at Cluedo so count me in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 You can have read all the crime fiction on earth but if your golf handicap is rubbish you're no getting the gigOh. Forget it then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Ask the detectives after 13 years and £12M where the line is drawn? If they come back with a half decent answer they can keep their Portuguese jolly. Failing that they can get back to rainy old England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 16 hours ago, Shotgun said: It's a cold, grey day here and that has me thinking that P&B should form an investigative team to visit Portugal and wrap this case up, once and for all. Obviously we won't rush it - these things take time after all. 13 years and we'll barely have got started and £12 million doesn't go far at Portuguese prices. I've read all the Sherlock Holmes books so obviously I'm qualified. Who else wants in? My GP is Dr Watson, so count me in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 13 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Ask the detectives after 13 years and £12M where the line is drawn? Lista de prioridades da polícia, Praia da Luz: Telefones roubados Madeleine McCann Vândalos hotel Casa Grande turistas abusivos Animal de estimação perdido 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 19 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Kate Bush obvz. Pics? Sorry, thought that read Kate's bush. (The oldies are the best.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 40 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Pics? Sorry, thought that read Kate's bush. (The oldies are the best.) Kate “best check under that” Bush 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Pics? Sorry, thought that read Kate's bush. (The oldies are the best.) One in Kate Bush is better than two in the hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: One in Kate Bush is better than two in the hand. I'd rather keep it in my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: One in Kate's Bush is better than two in the hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Police just need to find the man with the child in his eyes. Simples. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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