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I'm sorry but putting John in a worst ever team is ridiculous. He was never given a real chance to show what he can do - and he's a top bloke so I'm sticking up for him.

Mark Humphries (aka Mick Hucknall) - was useless but it was hilarious when he was sent off after Shaun Dennis handled on the line

Agree with you about John, Dazza totally screwed him over and he is a good lad.

I've been trying to remember Mark Humphries name for ages.

I remember one game in which he 'played' when he couldnt stop putting the ball out for a throw in when trying to play the ball up the wing.

I was getting mad at him but the more he did it, the funnier it got.

It was Monty Pythonesque after a while. :lol:

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I seem to recall Ian McAuley being a former Redweb player of the year

RedWeb sponsored him once and having slept on it I admit his inclusion was a mistake :(

Kevin McDonald now has his rightful place in the team from hell :blink:

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Typical Ayr mismanagement...these 2 blokes are legends :o

At whatever pub level Albion played at, aye!

Edited by Monster

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Sacha Opinel was a decent player when he stayed on the pitch.

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Anelkas Duds will always get it in the neck for apporximately 10 minutes of football, however in the last 25+ years of watching Raith these (scottish/english) guys were duds over a longer period of time. The judgement on pishness is relative to the level we were playing at, i.e. Humphries gash for a premier league player, Blair gash for a 2nd division player.

GK Allan Blair (saved a shot from Jonny Watson against the pars, then slipped on the line and fell backwards and the ball crossed the line much to the delight of fanta pants)

RB Eric Archibald (Shaun Dennis without skill, absolute animal on the pitch on teh up side he snapped Johnny Watson at East End as with most duds shipped to Cowden)

LB Mark Humphries (came from Aberdeen during Sir Jimmys losing interest period, Was only selected as we started palying 3 centre backs and he could kick with his left foot

CB Steve Corstophine (Chris McLeod without the talent)

CB Paul Browne (Premiership experience, and cost £100K, slowest and least aggresive centre back I have ever seen)

RM Damien Dunleavy(Jimmy Nic said he was the greatest talent in Ireland, and had trial with Liverpool, absolutely honking footballer)

LM Paul Brownlee (see post on 3rd division forum, his dad was a coach so he was a shoe in)

CM Bobby Robinson (this guy once got capped by Scotland, signed from Dundee and was gash)

CM Hugh Davidson (on loan from Dundee United, and utter gash, on the up side I understand we never paid Utd for his loan)

CF Willie Gibson (Scored goals for years at Hearts in the premier league, came to Raith for £12K, and did hee haw, eventually shipped to Cowden in excahnge for Jimmy 'Rambo' Marshall)

CF Eric Ferguson (came to Raith via Rangers & Dunfermline and failed to score for 11 atches before frank Connor cashed in his chips and sent him to Cowdenbeath)

Subs

Tommy Walker - the original flying potato, capped at scotland youth level but never recovered from shipping 8 goals at Ibrox.

Iain Phillip (the only player to sign for Raith whilst recovering from a broken leg)

Andy Galloway (ex Rangers defender who signed via Canada, this was during Sir Jimmys signing any *** period)

Mitch Bavidge (I still have nightmares about this guy, a well known local business man paid £12K for him, Bobby Wilson said if I sign Bavidge we will win the league - we finnished 8th.)

Lee Dair Pish pish pish - had a great record as a youth at Rangers, scored goals but was honking, as per usual shipped to Cowden, imagine being the least talented Dair brother

Edited by Whistle Blower

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Been watching morton since 96/97 and can come up with this:

1. Andy Carlin

2. Stephen Frail

3. Darren Davies

4. Anton Smith

5. Andy Millen

6. Andy Brownrigg

7. Artur Corriera

8. Gary Tweedie

9. Alan Reid

10. Ian Ferguson

11. Sean Curran

Subs (more than 5, but we've had alot of crap)

Matt Boswell

Dave McPherson

Darren Kearney

Scott Miller

Graham Dale

Chris McLeod

James McPake

Eddie Annand

Paul McDonald

Colin Pluck

edit to add: How could i forget Dylan F****** Kerr?

Matt Boswell. You are having a laugh mate.

1995 - Present Day

1. Andre Boe

2. Michael Renwick

3. Graham Dale

4. Andy Millen

5. Paul McAneny

6. John Gibson

7. Ally McMillan

8. Andy Brownrigg

9. Mark McGraw

10. Iain Ferguson

11. Artur Correia

Edited by JonaTon

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B)-->

QUOTE(C B @ Apr 10 2007, 18:19) 1509051[/snapback]
1. Andy Carlin (used to jump down the way)

2. Stephen Frail (Frail by name, brittle by nature)

3. Scott McArthur (Slower than a week in Paisley)

4. Dave McPherson (Was he EVER good for ANYONE)

5. Andy Arsehole Millen (even his mum hates him!)

6. Ian McDonald (What a footballer shouldn't look like)

7. John Gibson (not as good as Tom Hanks in Philadelphia)

8. Ian Ferguson (fooled a lot of people a lot of the time)

9. Ally McCoist (took centre and limped off)

10. Eddie Annand (best St Mirren signing ever)

11. Derek Laing (even he never understood his selection)

Subs (this means they are not crap enough to get in the starting 11)

12. David Murie (What hearts ever saw in him i'll never kno!)13. Dylan Kerr (Dildo wasn't missunderstood)

14. Steve McCahill (STOP doing that really annoying kicking the ground thing)

15. Billy McLaren (A donkey in the days of Andy Ritchie - probably great then)

16. John Hillcoat (head and shoulders below everyone!)

Very harsh on Murie. I always thought he was a good player for us.

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At whatever pub level Albion played at, aye!

They were both legends in a team which finished well ahead of Ayr United in the league.

So, if we're pub level....... :lol:

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Very harsh on Murie. I always thought he was a good player for us.

And did he not win our player of the year one season? :blink:

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They were both legends in a team which finished well ahead of Ayr United in the league.

I seriously doubt it - proof?

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Hmm,

1. Robert Glaucoma.

2. Barry Neville

3. Joe Tortalano

4. Hugh Davidson

5. Brian Martin

6. Robert Clark or was it Brown? - vanished after 5-0 cuffing at Ochilview from Dunfermline.

7. Mark Bradley

8. Mike Galloway

9. Gavin Price

10. Bernie Grant

11. Kevin Hoggan

Subs:

Girlsname Hamilton, Chris Woods, Ian McAuley, Craig Feroz, Jimmy Ormond and Steve Gavin

Edited by drs

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I seriously doubt it - proof?

Clicky

Season 95-96, and an Albion team featuring messrs McQuilter, Paterson, and Tait finished 36 points ahead of Ayr United.

Some pub team eh? :lol:

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1. John Burrage (shipped 15 goals in 4 games pre-season,buggered off the night before we played Celtic

2.Russel Kelly

3.Mark Humphries (only highlight was twatting Quitongo 6 feet in the air)

4.Gary Patterson

5.Ronnie Mcquilter (lived on bread and water in Cyprus cause they wouldnt pay him...wonder why)

6.Ross Tannock (only player I've ever seen boo'd onto a park by his own fans)

7.Brian Ross (Burleys first move was to punt him)

8.Steven Boyak (never once tried in an Ayr shirt)

9.David Moss (hated him before,during and after he played for Ayr)

10.Derek Adams (utter pish with us another lazy,uninterested loan signing)

11.Danny Diver (hat trick on his debute,2 on his 2nd game,couldnt kick doors at halloween after that)

Subs

12.Thomas Gill (fresh from the world cup,he didnt move between the sticks for Ayr for 5 games till we hunted him

13.Tony Shepherd (one of these players you forgot was playing till they got subbed)

14.Simon Stainrod (fat arrogant [email protected] who plodded around the same 10yds for a whole game)

15.Colin Mcglashin (cause he scored hunners for every club he played for...and bugger all for us)

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Season 95-96, and an Albion team featuring messrs McQuilter, Paterson, and Tait finished 36 points ahead of Ayr United.

Nae luck Monster :lol:

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1. Ramiro Gonzalez (god knows how many goals he cost us)

What a legend he was! :lol:

Managed to single handedly put us out the Scottish Cup by collapsing in a 1-on-1 against Kilmarnock!

Also remember him coming to collect a throw-in, realising he couldn't catch it, and having to do keepy-uppies! :lol:

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4. Anton Smith

5. Dave McPherson

4. Anton Smith

5. Andy Millen

B)-->

QUOTE(C B @ Apr 10 2007, 17:19) 1509051[/snapback]
4. Dave McPherson (Was he EVER good for ANYONE)

5. Andy Arsehole Millen (even his mum hates him!)

Anton Smith

Chris McLeod

4. Andy Millen

5. Paul McAneny

Paul Gaughan :unsure:

Paul Gaughan was nowhere near as bad as the others mentioned on this thread.

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Clicky

Season 95-96, and an Albion team featuring messrs McQuilter, Paterson, and Tait finished 36 points ahead of Ayr United.

Some pub team eh? :lol:

Ah, right.

The Second Division.

As I suspected, pub level. :lol:

The pair of clowns were freed by us after being instrumental in getting us relegated from the 1st the season before that. As I said: clowns. Clowns who found their level quickly. ;)

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Ah, right.

The Second Division.

As I suspected, pub level. :lol:

The same three players were also instrumental in giving us the 2nd best record in Division 1 from January onwards the following season.

Or is that a pub level as well?

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Guest steve-ton

From the mid-90s onwards

1. Craig Coyle

2. Martyn Naylor

3. Dylan Kerr

4. Andy Millen

5. Dave McPherson

6. John Gibson

7. Artur Correia

8. John Fowler

9. Stephen Whalen

10. Derek Laing

11. Colin Reilly

Subs

Andy Carlin

Anton Smith

Derek Wingate

Darren Kearney

Ian Ferguson

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