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What is the worst XI of players you've seen in your time of supporting your team?

I am 16 and have supported Ayr since season 99/00.

1. Peter Cherrie

2. Michael Renwick

3. James McKinstry

4. Jordan Tait

5. Tommy Tait

6. Paul Hyslop

7. Steven Boyack

8. Scott Chaplain

9. Stewart Boyd

10. Ian Cashmore

11. Russel Kelly

Subs:

Eric Phillips

Stephen Whalen

Graeme Brown

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5. Tommy Tait

The problem with this type of thread is somebody will only have seen a player when they were past it. For example you can pretty much guarantee a Morton fan will list John Gibson, despite the fact that the bloke was outstanding in his prime for Alloa and Stirling. Likewise Tommy Tait is an Albion legend who also gave good service to Clyde and Killie...be fair...he was nearly 40 when he pulled the boots on for United :angry:

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Give me aminute and i'll look out one of the match reports from the season with Anelka.

still stings don't it :(

remember though that Paquito played a lot of that season, possibly the technically best player to pull on a Rovers jersey in the last 20 years

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Think this has been done before but I'll have a go for the hell of it. I'm 27 and off the top of my head;

1. Jens Knudsen (Faroese international pom pom heided twat)

2. Paul Bonar

3. Iain Nicolson

4. Richard Watson (unheard of Australian)

5. David Winnie

6. Andy "show me the money" Cargill

7. Mohammed Benlaredj (never heard of before or since)

8. Dean Wordsworth

9. Stuart "fairy feet" Boyd

10. Paul "Pissflap" Hyslop

11. Willy Mainge (unbelievably worse than his name sounds)

12. Marius Rovde

14. Tommy Tait

15. Michael Renwick

16. Graeme Love

17. David Moss

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The problem with this type of thread is somebody will only have seen a player when they were past it.

I'm sorry, Paul Hyslop is past it then. He is after all an Auchinleck Talbot legend :lol:

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My worst ever team in an Ayr top...(i've watched Ayr since i was 8..since 1983.

1.Kenny Barnstaple

2.Michael Renwick

3.Davie Boyce

4.Garry Patterson

5.Claudio Valleta

6.Neil McNab

7.Kelechi Okori

8.Lee Gardener

9.Julian Dowe

10.Martin Scott

11.Jose Fortes

Subs..Tony Sheperd,Mark Duthie,Justin Jackson,Louie Donowa,Kevin McKeown(gk)

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All from the period between Jan 2001 and Dec 2002

1. Andrew Carlin

2. Stuart MacDonald

3. Dylan Kerr

4. Anton Smith

5. Dave McPherson

6. John Gibson

7. Colin Riley

8. Paul McAneny

9. Allan Moore

10. Paul Wright

11. Scott Miller

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I could name at least 3 players in contention for each position, such is the competition considering the amount of duds we've signed in the last 20 years.

But here goes:

1. Peter Cherrie

2. James MCKinstry

3. Cameron Connie

4. David Morley

5. Colin McFarlane

6. Regis Gorgues

7. Kelechie Okorie

8. Paul Hyslop

9. Julian Dowe

10. Brian Billsland

11. Willie Mainge

12. John Hillcoat(GK)

13. Stuart Boyd.

14. Neil McKilligan

15. Gary Patterson

16. Ronnie McQuilter

:( I'm having horrible flashbacks....the time when.....Hillcoat shipped 5 at Alloa.....the time when McKinstry was at fault for all five goals in a 5-2 against Stirling Albion last season......I need a lie down..... :(

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Been watching morton since 96/97 and can come up with this:

1. Andy Carlin

2. Stephen Frail

3. Darren Davies

4. Anton Smith

5. Andy Millen

6. Andy Brownrigg

7. Artur Corriera

8. Gary Tweedie

9. Alan Reid

10. Ian Ferguson

11. Sean Curran

Subs (more than 5, but we've had alot of crap)

Matt Boswell

Dave McPherson

Darren Kearney

Scott Miller

Graham Dale

Chris McLeod

James McPake

Eddie Annand

Paul McDonald

Colin Pluck

edit to add: How could i forget Dylan F****** Kerr?

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Forgetting any of the Anelka mob, the worst players to pull on a Rovers jersey were

Paul Hilland

Juan Nieto

Jonathan Smart

Mark Peers

Vetle Andersen

Stevie Hamilton

Mohammed Berthe (played only one half and only touched the ball once)

Armand One

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Dissapointed to see Scott Chaplains name in the list of AYR UNITED FC, he has been outstanding for the Rovers this season, and helped undo Plastic Whistle :P:thumsup2

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Been watching morton since 96/97 and can come up with this:

1. Andy Carlin

2. Stephen Frail

3. Darren Davies

4. Anton Smith

5. Andy Millen

6. Andy Brownrigg

7. Artur Corriera

8. Gary Tweedie

9. Alan Reid

10. Ian Ferguson

11. Sean Curran

Subs (more than 5, but we've had alot of crap)

Matt Boswell

Dave McPherson

Darren Kearney

Scott Miller

Graham Dale

Chris McLeod

James McPake

Eddie Annand

Paul McDonald

Colin Pluck

edit to add: How could i forget Dylan F****** Kerr?

These were just loanies ! Unfair (on Morton) to tar them with worst Morton player ever

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