uberman Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 ebay users who don't leave feedback 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey. Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 On the off-chance it was the big flag, it's not arrived yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Aaah, that brings back memories of my days at Sky..... Irate Woman - I can't believe the bill I've opened this morning, it's disgusting. It says here I have ordered movies.....I mean, I don't even want to tell you the names of them, it's disgusting...and I never ordered them.....so I won't be paying for them Me - Is there anyone else in the house who could have ordered these? Irate Woman - No, there's not. There's only me and my 14-yr old son stay here!!! "Ka-Ching" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Aaah, that brings back memories of my days at Sky..... Irate Woman - I can't believe the bill I've opened this morning, it's disgusting. It says here I have ordered movies.....I mean, I don't even want to tell you the names of them, it's disgusting...and I never ordered them.....so I won't be paying for them Me - Is there anyone else in the house who could have ordered these? Irate Woman - No, there's not. There's only me and my 14-yr old son stay here!!! "Ka-Ching" Work for Sky ATM.Those calls make your day eh!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 2.03am First one of the new day Drunken Phone Calls--With burds rambling utter shite down the phone.Why me!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Work for Sky ATM.Those calls make your day eh!? Thats what im thinking. I loved getting stupid customers when I was in Homebase. Once some guy went off on one because we didnt have any nailgun nails. Started going mental and called me a sad b*****d! Felt like saying "Your the one getting upset about nails mate". Anyway, he went on and on and eventually asked me where the nearest BnQ was because Homebase was a shithole. I was pleased to tell him it was 60 miles away in Newcastle. So he stormed off in a huff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Stupid customers just make me laugh. I once had a customer who was about 30 years old argue with me for 10 minutes straight that there were only 12 days in a fortnight. Aye, ok hen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 People at work who use the last of the water in the kettle then don't bother re-filling it! And when you only realise that the tea bag had burst when you gulp the last of your cupful and get a mouthful of tea leaves! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Idiots on Sky Sports News who say "Ground staff in Lithunia will work on the pitch right up until kick-off for this England's... this EVENING'S game against Scotland" ARGH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 People at work who use the last of the water in the kettle then don't bother re-filling it! And when you only realise that the tea bag had burst when you gulp the last of your cupful and get a mouthful of tea leaves! Must be great to have time to stop for a cuppa at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Must be great to have time to stop for a cuppa at work Take it you have alot of sausage gobbeling to be getting on with you fucking rent boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I wish I could one day get a job. Dream on little girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Must be great to have time to stop for a cuppa at work Meal breaks 2.2.6 One hour is normally allowed for lunch on any full working day, but the length of mid-day meal breaks may be varied to a minimum of 30 minutes on domestic or medical grounds. For grades conditioned to net weekly working hours the lunchtime meal break is generally one hour: FWH scheme provides for ½ to 2 hours. It's in the contract as breaks are compulsory under Health & Safety legislation! By law you have to have at least one 30 minute break during the full-time working day! (Yes, I know - pedant alert! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 We have a threat to national security across the country and half of Glasgow Airport's staff are spending all day spouting utter pish on this site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 We have a threat to national security across the country and half of Glasgow Airport's staff are spending all day spouting utter pish on this site. Wow I had no idea only two people worked there. Kilt can you lock up, I'm off today. Oh and empty the bins on the Baltic Air Tupolev before your next cup of tea could you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Wow I had no idea only two people worked there. Kilt can you lock up, I'm off today. Oh and empty the bins on the Baltic Air Tupolev before your next cup of tea could you? I'll tie a broom to my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey. Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Inviting a bird for a visit and perhaps a shag, only to be told that she'll come as long as there is room for her girlfriend, as she is now a lesbian, gets on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Inviting a bird for a visit and perhaps a shag, only to be told that she'll come as long as there is room for her girlfriend, as she is now a lesbian, gets on my nerves Sounds like a perfect night. Dim the lights, Lionel Ritchie, Matteus Rose for the lesbians ('cause I'm classy) and Rophynol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Asian/black people on the T-Mobile network. dont get me started on they c***s - tonight for example asian burd: ive not receievd my free £10 when i top up - its a disgrace, ive had enough of t-mobile - i want to leave me: yes mrs bagum/patel it is due on the 6th asian burd: i know but its the 7th today me: iam sorry but it is the 5th asian: ohh yess i see asian guy: my brother sanjay/abdul has sent me a txt msg with the numbers of a top up vouvher so i can top up my fne but it is only 13 digits and wont let me top up me: ok sir can u read me the number asian guy: its starts +4477........ me: have u opend the txt msg? asian guy: no me: well i think tht is the telephone number of the sender asian guy: ohh yes you are right - how do i open the msg This old whore called me up at 9.59pm (Nine-fucking-fifty-fucking-nine-PM!!!!!!!) moaning that her phone wasn't working. I suggested that the phone be taken into a T-Mobile shop to get it repaired FOC or call us back tomorrow when the REDE team is open. Ms Patel (no, really) then goes off on one, saying that I'm "fucking useless" and that the service is crap and she wants the complaints address. I pointed out that she hasn't even had the phone looked at, and she should do that first before complaining. Silly whore. And, this guy called Nanesh was so rude, I DC'd him becuase I didn't like his cheek and nonsense. I checked his account later, and he'd put in a complaint about me. The cad! There is a solution to it all....... get a real joab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) Inviting a bird for a visit and perhaps a shag, only to be told that she'll come as long as there is room for her girlfriend, as she is now a lesbian, gets on my nerves Might not be the worst thing in the world... Or have I been watching too much mediocre porn films? B) Edited September 6, 2006 by dubya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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