An Sionnach Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 there will be a backlash, possibly a witch hunt, and that won't help anyone! I hardly consider just you and Ayrgirl constitute a witch hunt! Most people have either PM'd support or couldn't give a f**k! I went to town via Caledonia Street again through force of habit. Bloody lights are a nightmare. Tell me about it. The traffic lights at the top of Love Street are set on green for a ridiculously short time! could you not tell them you had a quick one of the wrist, exited by one of her photos? Surely that qualifies. I think that comes under xbl's prurient 'too much information' label! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I've got to go to the southern general today to see some dude about bio-mechanics for my ankle, wtf does that mean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I have a wee bit of toothache and it's Queens away tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I have a wee bit of toothache and it's Queens away tomorrow! What do you mean a wee bit ? you've either got toothache or you have'nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I've got to go to the southern general today to see some dude about bio-mechanics for my ankle, wtf does that mean Clyde Til We Die, parrot-keeper. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Clyde Til We Die will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Costs a bomb, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I've got to go to the southern general today to see some dude about bio-mechanics for my ankle, wtf does that mean If it means you're getting a bionic ankle, that'd be cool as f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Clyde Til We Die, parrot-keeper. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Clyde Til We Die will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.Costs a bomb, though. If it means you're getting a bionic ankle, that'd be cool as f**k! better than what the mrs said, she said i'm getting a caliper (sp) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Walking out for a cigarette, a pen in one hand and the ciggie in the other. At the staff smoking point I pull out my light put the pen in my mouth and was just about to light it when the truth dawned.... .....seriously, I'm worried about the increasing senility these days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 CTWD's new foot: Not as impressive as first thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Walking out for a cigarette, a pen in one hand and the ciggie in the other. At the staff smoking point I pull out my light put the pen in my mouth and was just about to light it when the truth dawned.... .....seriously, I'm worried about the increasing senility these days! You were going for a piss ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Walking out for a cigarette, a pen in one hand and the ciggie in the other. At the staff smoking point I pull out my light put the pen in my mouth and was just about to light it when the truth dawned.... .....seriously, I'm worried about the increasing senility these days! At least you're the right side of 50 young whippersnapper. Edited November 21, 2008 by John Barleycorn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 .....seriously, I'm worried about the increasing senility these days! The increasing senility? Speak for yourself - I've still to reach my peak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 What do you mean a wee bit ? you've either got toothache or you have'nt Aye but its to the point where its kind of bearable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 CTWD's new foot: Not as impressive as first thought. F'kin hell how am i gonna get my trainers on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You were going for a piss ? Fortunately not! At least you're the right side of 50 young whippersnapper. Only just - just give it 18 months... The increasing senility? Speak for yourself - I've still to reach my peak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 The best heckle I've ever seen was from a guy who stood up halfway through a comedian's set and started making his way out quietly, obviously trying not to be spotted....Comedian: Hey, you, where you off to? Punter: Just thought I'd go for a piss before the comedian came on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Fucking neds! Apparently shooting at folk in cars with a paintbull gun is "a laugh". Doubt they'd be laughing if I a put a brick through the windscreen of their shitey wee N- reg Corsa which obviously belonged to his maw. It aint funny at all, its just plain dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 The whole toilet seat up/down debate. If she'd rather take the risk of me pishing on the seat then that's fine. I hardly think it's inconsiderate to put the seat up and down as required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 The whole toilet seat up/down debate.If she'd rather take the risk of me pishing on the seat then that's fine. I hardly think it's inconsiderate to put the seat up and down as required. Try aiming for in the bowl instead of just pissing and hoping it goes in the bowl,at least that way your Mrs wont have to clean your stale piss from around the rim of the bowl when she cleans it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Believe me, I do have a good aim, but there are times when it can stray, unbeknownst to myself. Just off the nightshift and still can't bloody sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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