Guest The Phoenix Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I was a student in Stirling, did I leave a traffic cone in your front garden or pish on your geraniums at some point? Sorry if I did. I was a student once myself (those quills and ink wells were a right b'strd) and can live with all the pranks etc. It's the student whinging that get's me down! PS If you get in touch I can return the traffic cone and the geraniums are doing very nicely thank you (you must have dumped as well) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) I never thought that my 'petty nag' would cause such an uproar. What the fact i am a student has to do with it is beyond me, i'm lazy regardless! On the plus side the canteen at the back of the hall was actually open, you just had to take a longer route round to it. Two rolls and sausage, a bottle of Irn Bru and a free Metro newspaper. AWLRIGHT! Edited December 6, 2006 by Jammy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I never thought that my 'petty nag' would cause such an uproar. What the fact i am a student has to do with it is beyond me, i'm lazy regardless! On the plus side the canteen at the back of the hall was actually open, you just had to take a longer route round to it. Two rolls and sausage, a bottle of Irn Bru and a free Metro newspaper. AWLRIGHT! Uproar? - hey a few of tongue-in-cheek posts Delighted you're sorted - that sounds like a Student Banquet with reading material thrown in Anyway now your hunger has been dealt with, get on with that feckin' essay - I'm paying taxes for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Uproar? - hey a few of tongue-in-cheek posts Delighted you're sorted - that sounds like a Student Banquet with reading material thrown in Anyway now your hunger has been dealt with, get on with that feckin' essay - I'm paying taxes for you! To be fair i'm not one of the worst types of students. I don't live on loans and i have a part-time job also. Still, a student is a student. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Bless you My son is the same but he only works P/T to satisfy his expensive tastes in alcohol. Dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I think Jammy should change his user name to Bobby Sands in recognition of his hunger strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I think Jammy should change his user name to Bobby Sands in recognition of his hunger strike. I've been fed, you're too late... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Dad? ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 ? Do you not get it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Do you not get it? I'm supposed to be working and instead of linking back to my first comment, I hooked in to the one re my son. One response to your question would be "Who's your Mum?" but I can assure I've been happily faithful to my wife throughout and that is longer than your time on this planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Wee Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I swear, banks will be the end of me! I put an overdraft on my card earlier to make sure I have enough dosh for Christmas, went up and put my pin in, entered incorrectly, done again incorrectly! I got home, phoned the bank, there has been a lock put on my card as I entered the PIN incorrectly twice (I was always aware that it was three strikes!) and they say I changed my PIN at an ATM in the past (I wasn't even aware you could do this ) So now, I need to go to Coatbridge and activate a card I recieved last week (apperently you can't even do that over the phone these days!) so I can tranfer the dosh from my locked account into my new one! I tell you, NEVER and I mean NEVER bank with the Bank of Scotland, complete and utter fuckwits! Arrrgh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 The fact that Christmas takes over everything. I want a new pair of shoes but I'll be damned if I'm going shopping again this month. Damn it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 My mum's tutoring some person in the kitchen. I didn't think to knock when I saw the door shut, so just walked in, and was about to start having food when I turned round and saw my mum and her student staring at me open mouthed. Rather hastily apologised and walked out. Not really embarrassing y'would think. The fact that I had just had a bath, and was only wearing a VERY small towel to cover my crotch (it doesn't cover my ass, only cover both cheeks, not my actual hole) makes it slightly worse. Oh dear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 My mum's tutoring some person in the kitchen. I didn't think to knock when I saw the door shut, so just walked in, and was about to start having food when I turned round and saw my mum and her student staring at me open mouthed. Rather hastily apologised and walked out. Not really embarrassing y'would think. The fact that I had just had a bath, and was only wearing a VERY small towel to cover my crotch (it doesn't cover my ass, only cover both cheeks, not my actual hole) makes it slightly worse. Oh dear I thought you were going to say you walked in on them in a rather dodgy situation there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I thought you were going to say you walked in on them in a rather dodgy situation there I thought it was going to be another Hollyoaks Becca/Justin storyline! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 You also missed out a great chance of a deliberate typo with "dodgy"! Yeah, but i thought insinuating SImons mum was having an affair with schoolkid was one thing, insinuating her favourite sexual position may have been too much for simon (however something i assumed here, was it a male or female student Simon, and if a good looking Female, did she lick her lips in delight at the sight of you. If so that should be in the RTBC thread, no? ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Was she tutoring a girl? Imagine if you walked in on THAT dodgy situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Wee Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Was she tutoring a girl? Imagine if you walked in on THAT dodgy situation. Simon, is your mum hot? In my mind, she is Cameron Diaz Simon would be right in there, the incestuous beast that he is! Who wouldn't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Yeah, but i thought insinuating SImons mum was having an affair with schoolkid was one thing, insinuating her favourite sexual position may have been too much for simon (however something i assumed here, was it a male or female student Simon, and if a good looking Female, did she lick her lips in delight at the sight of you. If so that should be in the RTBC thread, no? ) Was she tutoring a girl? Imagine if you walked in on THAT dodgy situation. If it was a girl, I would have stood my ground. Sadly, it was a fat guy. I feel physically sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Sadly, it was a fat guy. I feel physically sick. Shit, im sorry. Does your father know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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