Reynard Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The joys of being a father and i am afraid and i doesn't get any easier She is the devil. My son is absolutely no trouble at all. She is a nightmare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Mozzarella from a pizza that is hotter than the surface of the Sun, and sticks to you like super glue. I have a sore mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 agreed. fuckin painful. sore left wrist. its been getting worse over the last few days and now theres a wee lump. might have to get it checked oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 People who open windows (sometimes more than 1) on the bus when its fucking freezing outside :angry: Some fud done it today. He comes on the bus, and before he puts his arse on the seat he's opening two windows, I mean - how is he supposed to know its too bloody warm on the bus when he's just got on it? Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 15 minute burn time, I have to keep coming into the house to apply sun tan lotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 People without sufficient intelligence to take everything they will need outside with them, instead of having to repeatedly go in and out of the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Bloody work. A few weeks ago they sent out a memo stating that we would be getting paid on Christmas Eve. Some of the care staff complained as they felt this was too late for doing shopping, etc. They all signed a letter and it got sent to head office. Now they've sent out a fucking memo saying that we are getting paid on the 19th of December. All well and good you might think. Oh no - they are paying us 3 weeks wages to last until the 23rd of January. Thats 5 weeks over christmas and new year on 3 weeks wages. Thanks a lot you moaning faced Irvine hags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Having a cold, an ear infection and a dodgy tummy. I don't do things by halves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 On the one day that I satrt a day shift at 12 instead of 11, coupled with it also being the same day that I agree to work a double shift until 1am, and I wake up at 7 fucking 30am. Bollocks shit fuck bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Also, the arseholes that run my girlfriend's uni course have changed her essay question at less than 48 hours notice of the deadline and still expect the class to meet it. This is wholly fucking unreasonable in my opinion, she only just finished the original question last night after working her arse off all weekend, and is now expected to do the exact same again only at twice the speed? Fucking typical of uni, one of the main reasons I jacked it in was their appalling lack of organisation and co-ordination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've hurt my foot. Not badly but it's the knock effect. I have one bad knee and because I hurt the other foot I've been putting my weight on it and now my knee is sore and I'm doing what can only be described as a double limp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I was absolutely flattened with gastric 'flu all last week - totally, gut-wrenchingly, horrible! Then, feeling a bit better by Sunday, I started to sort several boxes of books in my spare bedroom. It was a bit cramped and I managed to turn round sharply and crack my head off a roof beam and now have a 10p sized graze on my napper. And finally, as I was ill on the Friday I wasn't aware that PCS had called off the strike action for yeaterday at 1:50pm that afternoon So, yep, I stayed at home yesterday feeling all comradely and industrially active and now have to take it as annual leave instead. Fuxake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 This is wholly fucking unreasonable in my opinion, she only just finished the original question last night after working her arse off all weekend, and is now expected to do the exact same again only at twice the speed? I once wrote a 2000 word essay in 6 hours on an obsucre Russian anarchist using internet sources alone and got an A5 for it. An A5 being the 'worst' type of A before it drops down to a B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I once wrote a 2000 word essay in 6 hours on an obsucre Russian anarchist using internet sources alone and got an A5 for it. An A5 being the 'worst' type of A before it drops down to a B. You mean "public" internet or including online journal sources? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 You mean "public" internet or including online journal sources? All of the information I got was from a couple of public internet sites, which gave references to some of his most famous and important quotes as well as a critique on it. I didn't reference the public site, but gave references to his books as if I had read passages of them myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Yeah, people who start essays more than a day in advance are gay anyway. Your girlfriend will be fine, dave258. Just get her some Pro Plus and Red Bull... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Wonderboy Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Yeah, people who start essays more than a day in advance are gay anyway. Your girlfriend will be fine, dave258. Just get her some Pro Plus and Red Bull... Agreed and now to meet my deadline tomorrow. 2000 words on: "What Pricing rules would you recommend to Apple in pricing Ipods, and ancillary attachments for them?" Please assume that they are value maximising i.e. profit maximising in the long term, and comment on the nature of competition in the market for such players. Are they working under ‘Perfect’ or ‘Monopolistic competition’, ‘Oligopoly’ or pure ‘Monopoly’? Is one worldwide price in US dollars appropriate for each variety of Ipod? What will determine the mark-up for each model? Will the mark-up be higher on the higher specification or on the lower specification models, and why? Ah how I wish I hadn't missed a month and a half of uni this semester. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Agreed and now to meet my deadline tomorrow. 2000 words on:"What Pricing rules would you recommend to Apple in pricing Ipods, and ancillary attachments for them?" Please assume that they are value maximising i.e. profit maximising in the long term, and comment on the nature of competition in the market for such players. Are they working under ‘Perfect’ or ‘Monopolistic competition’, ‘Oligopoly’ or pure ‘Monopoly’? Is one worldwide price in US dollars appropriate for each variety of Ipod? What will determine the mark-up for each model? Will the mark-up be higher on the higher specification or on the lower specification models, and why? Ah how I wish I hadn't missed a month and a half of uni this semester. The rule of 72 Pure "monopoly" No The popularity of the model Lower specification because more people would be able to afford it hence would buy it hence it makes more sense to have more profit on those Am i right????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I'd recommend Apple look around at other items that perform near-identical functions, and then double the price, as people will pay a huge premium for the benefit of having an iSomething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 my thing that's getting on my nerves is IFRS 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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