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Getting back onto the Data Protection stuff:

Me: "Can I have your full name, please?"

Customer: "Smith."

Me: "Sorry, I need your full name?"

Customer: "JC Smith."

Me: "Would you be able to give me your full name?"

Customer: "John Smith."

Me: "Any middle names?"

Customer: "John Charles Smith."

THERE, WAS THAT SO BLOODY HARD? I ASKED YOU FOR YOUR FULL NAME AT THE START!!!

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Bryan's of Denny Coaches took over as our new bus company to get us to school. I have missed the school bus twice in 4 and a bit years, both occuring in the past 3 days. Get at the bus stop on time, not five minutes before you are meant to arrive. Goons!

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Bryan's of Denny Coaches took over as our new bus company to get us to school. I have missed the school bus twice in 4 and a bit years, both occuring in the past 3 days. Get at the bus stop on time, not five minutes before you are meant to arrive. Goons!

That avatar is slightly worrying.

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When you ask someone whose had similar treatment done if it was sore and they say no, then you go in for it and it's agony. :rolleyes:

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Dentists who insist on questioning you about your holiday plans while at the same time inserting a filling/needle/drill etc... leading to nonsensical noises and dribbling, usually in front of a highly attractive assistant. Damn you.

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Ck's avatar and sig.

Don't worry... there'll be retribution for it.

When he had it as his signature last season, I told him Clyde wouldn't win a game until he took it down. I was right.

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Ronan Keating singing 'Iris'. WTF? Just heard it on the radio. :barf

Iris is a good song. Ronan Keating singing Iris is wrong on so many levels. <_<

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Lazy folk at work, i.e people who see you struggling with something but just stand about and blether :angry:

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dont get me started on they c***s - tonight for example

asian burd: ive not receievd my free £10 when i top up - its a disgrace, ive had enough of t-mobile - i want to leave

me: yes mrs bagum/patel it is due on the 6th

asian burd: i know but its the 7th today

me: iam sorry but it is the 5th

asian: ohh yess i see

asian guy: my brother sanjay/abdul has sent me a txt msg with the numbers of a top up vouvher so i can top up my fne but it is only 13 digits and wont let me top up

me: ok sir can u read me the number

asian guy: its starts +4477........

me: have u opend the txt msg?

asian guy: no

me: well i think tht is the telephone number of the sender

asian guy: ohh yes you are right - how do i open the msg

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asian guy: my brother sanjay/abdul has sent me a txt msg with the numbers of a top up vouvher so i can top up my fne but it is only 13 digits and wont let me top up

me: ok sir can u read me the number

asian guy: its starts +4477........

me: have u opend the txt msg?

asian guy: no

me: well i think tht is the telephone number of the sender

asian guy: ohh yes you are right - how do i open the msg

That made me laugh. :lol:

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dont get me started on they c***s - tonight for example

asian burd: ive not receievd my free £10 when i top up - its a disgrace, ive had enough of t-mobile - i want to leave

me: yes mrs bagum/patel it is due on the 6th

asian burd: i know but its the 7th today

me: iam sorry but it is the 5th

asian: ohh yess i see

asian guy: my brother sanjay/abdul has sent me a txt msg with the numbers of a top up vouvher so i can top up my fne but it is only 13 digits and wont let me top up

me: ok sir can u read me the number

asian guy: its starts +4477........

me: have u opend the txt msg?

asian guy: no

me: well i think tht is the telephone number of the sender

asian guy: ohh yes you are right - how do i open the msg

This old whore called me up at 9.59pm (Nine-fucking-fifty-fucking-nine-PM!!!!!!!) moaning that her phone wasn't working. I suggested that the phone be taken into a T-Mobile shop to get it repaired FOC or call us back tomorrow when the REDE team is open.

Ms Patel (no, really) then goes off on one, saying that I'm "fucking useless" and that the service is crap and she wants the complaints address. I pointed out that she hasn't even had the phone looked at, and she should do that first before complaining. Silly whore.

And, this guy called Nanesh was so rude, I DC'd him becuase I didn't like his cheek and nonsense. I checked his account later, and he'd put in a complaint about me. The cad!

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