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Schemebob neighbour who, given that her man who usually keeps her in check is away for a couple of days, has the #choons blasting out while her little goblins try and drown each other in their hot tub. 

Move to a lovely little pocket of quiet and some people just don’t appreciate it. Fucking schemebobs. 

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Every single day...

My iPhone in the evening: Hey! Just a quick heads-up to let you know that there's an iOS update that's come out. It's a hefty one so I'm going to download and install it for you during the night so it doesn't interrupt you tomorrow going about all your important business and "stuff". How does that sound? Does that work for you?

Me: That sounds great, iPhone. Thanks very much.

My iPhone the next morning: Yeah, I didn't do that.

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27 minutes ago, MSU said:

Every single day...

My iPhone mind in the evening: Hey! Just a quick heads-up to let you know that there's an iOS update that's come out. It's a hefty one so I'm going to download and install it for you during the a few items we can get done tonight so it doesn't interrupt you tomorrow going about all your important business and "stuff". How does that sound? Does that work for you?

Me: That sounds great, iPhone. Thanks very much.

My iPhone mind the next morning: Yeah, I didn't do that.

FTFY

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On the phone, on hold for 50 minutes so far…hold time, at the beginning was advertised at “more than 10 minutes”…at least the music changes up, but the constant interrupting to ask if you still want to hold is annoying. I’m 50 blooming minutes in on hold and I don’t want to leave a f**king message!

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40 minutes ago, TxRover said:

On the phone, on hold for 50 minutes so far…hold time, at the beginning was advertised at “more than 10 minutes”…at least the music changes up, but the constant interrupting to ask if you still want to hold is annoying. I’m 50 blooming minutes in on hold and I don’t want to leave a f**king message!

They don't want to talk to you. Take the hint.

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6 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

They don't want to talk to you. Take the hint.

Too late...and now, they same people that made us change everything over to electronic and e-mail, will be sending a required form by snail mail becasue they cant e-mail it...f**king b*****ds!

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6 hours ago, GordonD said:

Maybe they picked you because you're a Morton supporter, and the toothbrush was invented in Greenock.

(Anywhere else and it would have been called the teethbrush.)

Oh, get her..

My locale is in my 'handle'

but like the comeback..

I still have 12 teeth....

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2 hours ago, TxRover said:

On the phone, on hold for 50 minutes so far…hold time, at the beginning was advertised at “more than 10 minutes”…at least the music changes up, but the constant interrupting to ask if you still want to hold is annoying. I’m 50 blooming minutes in on hold and I don’t want to leave a f**king message!

Were you calling to give advice...NASA, BAE, Sudanese peace negotiators, the COVID enquiry...

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Just got an email about van insurance renewal coming up.

Last year's premium £169.

This year's 'offer'... £422.

Off I popped to the comparison sites for more quotes, and unbelievably that was the cheapest. Wtf has happened in the industry to justify this?

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1 minute ago, Zetterlund said:

Just got an email about van insurance renewal coming up.

Last year's premium £169.

This year's 'offer'... £422.

Off I popped to the comparison sites for more quotes, and unbelievably that was the cheapest. Wtf has happened in the industry to justify this?

Companies using the war in Ukraine to profiteer and rip the piss out of the general public, its happening across the board.

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3 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Companies using the war in Ukraine to profiteer and rip the piss out of the general public, its happening across the board.

Yup. Mind when it would make the news when train tickets or something went up 4 or 5 percent and folk were raging. Now your everyday necessary expenses are regularly going up 100-200%.

Oh well, at least we're all in this together.

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2 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

Just got an email about van insurance renewal coming up.

Last year's premium £169.

This year's 'offer'... £422.

Off I popped to the comparison sites for more quotes, and unbelievably that was the cheapest. Wtf has happened in the industry to justify this?

Claims inflation has gone mental. Insurers financial results over the last year haven’t made good reading, with Direct Line a big headline maker by issuing 2 separate profit warnings, and RSA (More Than) withdrawing from the motor market completely. 

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7 hours ago, TxRover said:

Nope, letting them know @Zetterlund’s insurance was up and to raise it sharply…

 

6 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said:

Claims inflation has gone mental. Insurers financial results over the last year haven’t made good reading, with Direct Line a big headline maker by issuing 2 separate profit warnings, and RSA (More Than) withdrawing from the motor market completely. 

I'm gonna go with blaming @TxRover personally for this.

The official inflation figures are a bit of a joke though. 9-10%, when so many everyday costs are up anywhere from 25-200%, is it aye?

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11 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

Just got an email about van insurance renewal coming up.

Last year's premium £169.

This year's 'offer'... £422.

Off I popped to the comparison sites for more quotes, and unbelievably that was the cheapest. Wtf has happened in the industry to justify this?

My car insurance just auto renewed, couldn’t recall it causing me any anxiety but you made me go away and check  

Last years premium: £203

This years premium : £198 

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53 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

My car insurance just auto renewed, couldn’t recall it causing me any anxiety but you made me go away and check  

Last years premium: £203

This years premium : £198 

A couple of others have told me their van insurance has also gone mental, but my wife's recent car insurance renewal was fine.

Van drivers getting shafted it seems.

(Cue rant about keeping Britain moving, backbone of society etc, look out for me on GB News)

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Waiting on some highly specialised very very important equipment coming at work. Was ordered in March and its supposed to be here early May. Still not here. Contacted the "go between c**t" and hes informed me that they orders will be here week 26-27 or week 30.

Just give me a delivery date you chuntering twat.

 

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