BFTD Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 7 hours ago, philpy said: Our Next door neighbours are away on holiday, we heard noises from the house this morning, we Just assumed they were home early. Nope. It was some c**t tanning their house. Jobby on the rug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 14 hours ago, Venti said: Having thick specs doesn't make you funny. I don't know about that - I always laughed at folk with thick specs when I was younger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 This sort of sorry pish. How the f**k does sharing this sort of shite 'raise awareness'?! Why does sharing this trash mean anything or do anything?! T It trivialises serious issues for attention, for this is nothing but attention seeking garbage. It's actually insulting to these issues. Fucking despise this sort of crap. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 12 hours ago, BTFD said: Jobby on the rug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Aw c**t sticking up a picture of themselves with the Barbie logo. f**k is wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: This sort of sorry pish. How the f**k does sharing this sort of shite 'raise awareness'?! Why does sharing this trash mean anything or do anything?! T It trivialises serious issues for attention, for this is nothing but attention seeking garbage. It's actually insulting to these issues. Fucking despise this sort of crap. All in favour of people posting that kind of pish if they want to, just like I'm fine with people posting discriminatory shite too. It raises awareness that they're utter roasters to be avoided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 18 hours ago, Empty It said: How early in the morning were these noises? Anything before 8am and I'd have been having a nosey. 13 hours ago, philpy said: Just before 7am. I've felt guilty as f**k all day for not phoning the police. But a couple of neighbours have seen someone hanging around the back of the house recently, and have given the police a fairly good description of them. We all know that philpy can 'only be bothered' between 8.30am and 4.45pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 23 hours ago, philpy said: Our Next door neighbours are away on holiday, we heard noises from the house this morning, we Just assumed they were home early. Nope. It was some c**t tanning their house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Aw c**t sticking up a picture of themselves with the Barbie logo. f**k is wrong with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 That spaceship sounding noise that electric cars make when maneuvering at slow speeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 I’m in hospital and just got woken from a lovely sleep by the nurse giving me medicine. Now I am wide awake and can’t sleep. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 43 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I’m in hospital and just got woken from a lovely sleep by the nurse giving me medicine. Now I am wide awake and can’t sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 13 hours ago, Derek Patterson said: That spaceship sounding noise that electric cars make when maneuvering at slow speeds. I’d gladly change it to something else…maybe The Electric Slide? Or maybe Some Like It Hot? 5 hours ago, Jambomo said: I’m in hospital and just got woken from a lovely sleep by the nurse giving me medicine. Now I am wide awake and can’t sleep. it’s a rule, no sleeping in hospital beds, they have to wake you up at least every two hours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 01:16, Raidernation said: Gout. Very painful 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 A keying would be too good. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 05/04/2023 at 10:09, BTFD said: If there'd been a hole in the wall, I literally could've held their hand to support them through difficult bowel movements. (rumours I made a hole in the wall have been greatly exaggerated) bcc1f318-ac9a-4bed-987d-095e165a6996.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: A keying would be too good. I fucking hate this behaviour, especially since they could have parked on the road (presumably they could legally park on the road). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: A keying would be too good. Thought that was crashed on first viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: A keying would be too good. That's a belter. Smash the passenger window and open both front doors this providing a thoroughfare. It's the only reasonable action available. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 7 hours ago, TxRover said: I’d gladly change it to something else…maybe The Electric Slide? Or maybe Some Like It Hot? it’s a rule, no sleeping in hospital beds, they have to wake you up at least every two hours. It’s happened twice now! I think it is a rule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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