philpy Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. Your loosing you're mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: How do you fit human beings in the dishwasher? It's a specific gymnastic position known as 'The Shannon Matthews'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. Curb and kerb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 When you correctly guess the score for the first time ever and Div isn't running a Freddo competition! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 (edited) Americans inserting an entirely superfluous, totally unnecessary 'of' into the middle of a sentence. Edited March 29 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 13 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Bonus points for the roasters who think a croissant or half a baguette will fit through it, which inevitably get stuck and basically set on fire then hurriedly walk away leaving their smouldering mess behind them and try to deny their utter fucking stupidity. I don't think you can roast anything in them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I don't think you can roast anything in them Certainly not cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 13 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Plus given the speed, you probably need to place the bread on the conveyor the night before to have any chance of getting it ready by breakfast time. You also need to have the reactions of a fielder in cricket to catch it as it inevitably shoots out the end despite crawling through the machine until the final ejection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 25/03/2023 at 19:54, welshbairn said: Make sure you get the key back if she has one, and don't accuse her, just in case it was the grandchildren. If she does, I'd be getting the locks changed. f**k that rat sniffing around the house when she knows your out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Things You’re Trying To Palm Off As Damien Hirst Pieces for this pish IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Inconsistent toasting. For example, today: Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1, 2 mins later) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. Sounds like you've failed to adjust for either the variation in size, the different texture or the higher sugar chemical composition of your buns. You shouldn't be expecting the same outcome with different baked goods and I for one have no sympathy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 3 hours ago, hk blues said: You also need to have the reactions of a fielder in cricket to catch it as it inevitably shoots out the end 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Sounds like you've failed to adjust for either the variation in size, the different texture or the higher sugar chemical composition of your buns. You shouldn't be expecting the same outcome with different baked goods and I for one have no sympathy. The texture and sweetness of my buns is a strictly private matter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Searched for a photo of this sellout plum to put on PYDFNR only to stumble on this news story... https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/jason-manford-supported-gives-heartbreaking-26512372 is that really what passes for journalism nowadays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Found out my da has an aortic aneurysm. Also it's hereditary in males, so me and my son will need to be tested/monitored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Had to have my dog put down on Saturday. Felt like a murderer carrying him into the vet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 3 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Found out my da has an aortic aneurysm. Also it's hereditary in males, so me and my son will need to be tested/monitored. That’s a right pisser, but the warning is very good to know. 3 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Had to have my dog put down on Saturday. Felt like a murderer carrying him into the vet. That is the the exact opposite of reality. I made the mistake once of waiting a few days too long to take an ailing cat in to be put to sleep, and it haunted me for years. It also make it extremely easy just over a year ago to recognize the need to take our aging cat in to be put down because she was clearly in pain…and I feel so much better about stopping the pain for a great pet I spent 16 years with. 9 hours ago, hk blues said: I don't think you can roast anything in them 9 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Certainly not cheese Actually, just picked up some toaster grilled cheese sandwiches at Costco. 5/10, too flattened and not substantial enough, but acceptable taste and they work when you’re in a hurry…30 seconds in a microwave and then toast medium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Found out my da has an aortic aneurysm. Also it's hereditary in males, so me and my son will need to be tested/monitored. Think maybe I need to talk to someone about this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 15 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Americans inserting an entirely superfluous, totally of unnecessary 'of' into the middle of a sentence. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Think maybe I need to talk to someone about this.... He'll be fine, don't worry about Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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