Melanius Mullarkay Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 8 hours ago, SlipperyP said: This is dedication with no reward. I was delivering medication to Aberdeen back in the day (all above board you sny little c***s), snow fell and was diverted West via Perth, got to Scone and the game was a boogy. Slept about 4hrs in the van before I realise I was going to die. Walked up the street to find a B&B for them to say, 'not tonight'. Went back to the van and ran the petrol out with the engine heating me. Also needed a shite, and shiting in the snow at 2am, who fucking knows what's going to happen. So, I had toilet roll in the van (all van drivers have), I curled up like a turban (sorry any Sheiks in the thread) and had a big shite, took back to the BnB and cleared their path, to lay a big shite on their door step. Keep the body moving folks Got petrol delivered to me the next day, drove back to the centre for them to ask in detail where and what I've been doing overnight. I’m telling my grandkids this is the real story of Joseph and Mary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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