Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 When you buy 2 curries from a takeaway and they don't mark which is which. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 57 minutes ago, IncomingExile said: Whichever censor working for ITV4 decided to edit the scene in 'The Cowboys' where the kid with the stutter repeatedly calls John Wayne a son of a bitch..... I know, there's bigger fish to fry....... but that had me shouting at the telly. They're probably still sent edits made for American TV, and they've always been way more puritanical than the censors here. I remember seeing films on TV years ago where words like "damn" or "hell" would be censored to "dang" or "heck". Amusingly, they don't consider "piss" and "w**k" to be curse words over there, possibly because they don't know what the latter means and just think it's a funny word. On Married with Children, Peggy's maiden name was "w****r" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: They're probably still sent edits made for American TV, and they've always been way more puritanical than the censors here. I remember seeing films on TV years ago where words like "damn" or "hell" would be censored to "dang" or "heck". Amusingly, they don't consider "piss" and "w**k" to be curse words over there, possibly because they don't know what the latter means and just think it's a funny word. On Married with Children, Peggy's maiden name was "w****r" Years ago I watched The Presidio, listening to Sean Connery being dubbed saying 'Bushwar' instead of bull-shit was toe curling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Years ago I watched The Presidio, listening to Sean Connery being dubbed saying 'Bushwar' instead of bull-shit was toe curling. My favourite was always John McClane saying "Yippee-ki-yay, Kimosabe" in an Asian-American voice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncomingExile Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, BFTD said: They're probably still sent edits made for American TV, and they've always been way more puritanical than the censors here. I remember seeing films on TV years ago where words like "damn" or "hell" would be censored to "dang" or "heck". Amusingly, they don't consider "piss" and "w**k" to be curse words over there, possibly because they don't know what the latter means and just think it's a funny word. On Married with Children, Peggy's maiden name was "w****r" Those god-damned mean puritanical sons of bitches..... Say it faster. Edited December 24, 2022 by IncomingExile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, BFTD said: My favourite was always John McClane saying "Yippee-ki-yay, Kimosabe" in an Asian-American voice. What was the film where the guy called somebody a melonfarmer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skelpit Lug Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: What was the film where the guy called somebody a melonfarmer? Mr Majestyk.* Not really. It was Repo Man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 My favourite was in 'Glengarry Glen Ross' when Jack Lemmon pointed at his own backside and yelled 'Kiss my act!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: When you buy 2 curries from a takeaway and they don't mark which is which. If you can't tell then firstly, it doesn't matter, and secondly, you don't deserve to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Also, just put them on to separate plates/bowls then take a taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 14 hours ago, BFTD said: My favourite was always John McClane saying "Yippee-ki-yay, Kimosabe" in an Asian-American voice. The TV version of Scarface has some belters From "Where did you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy?" To "Where did you get that scar tough guy? Eating Pineapples?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 14 hours ago, BFTD said: My favourite was always John McClane saying "Yippee-ki-yay, Kimosabe" in an Asian-American voice. Mines is robocop "I once ever called him an airhead". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 My cranberry sauce wasn’t looking right. Turns out I’d chucked in a load of couscous rather than muscavado sugar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 In Twins, Danny Devito says to Schwarzenegger, "Money talks and bullshit walks." Schwarzenegger replies looking vacant as f**k "How can bullshit walk?" This was cut to Devito saying "Money talks." And the camera flicking back and forward between them both looking vacant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: If you can't tell then firstly, it doesn't matter, and secondly, you don't deserve to know. WTF are you gibbering about? All good* takeaways mark up the containers. *Have now downgraded said establishment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 (edited) Very openly posted about vapes wrecking me and got one (hail mary(?)) as a present. I've had 3 or 4 puffs and honestly, I'm fucking wrecked again. It's just a normal vape but my head is fuzzy and I feel like I'm stoned AF. That's straight in the bin. Edit : and there's the first spew. Edited December 25, 2022 by Mr. Alli 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Very openly posted about vapes wrecking me and got one (hail mary(?)) as a present. I've had 3 or 4 puffs and honestly, I'm fucking wrecked again. It's just a normal vape but my head is fuzzy and I feel like I'm stoned AF. That's straight in the bin. Edit : and there's the first spew. Bongs and big cigars had that effect on me. A few puffs and I’d be projectile puking everywhere. Last time was 17 years ago. Couldn’t get hold of any ciggies, pub vending machine was empty, miles from any shops so decided to smoke this comedy foot long cigar a pal had brought me from a trip to the Caribbean. Mrs came home to find me hosing the bedroom with high pressure red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Got a houseful of folk, and a houseful of toys for the kids to amuse themselves with. Nip upstairs for a shite in peace and the doors barely locked before I hear "dad.... dad.... daaaaaad....... DADDY..... DADDY!!!!!" FFS 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Got a houseful of folk, and a houseful of toys for the kids to amuse themselves with. Nip upstairs for a shite in peace and the doors barely locked before I hear "dad.... dad.... daaaaaad....... DADDY..... DADDY!!!!!" FFS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Almost exactly that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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