hk blues Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Set the oven to GMT. But I want my lunch at lunch-time, not in the middle of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, hk blues said: But I want my lunch at lunch-time, not in the middle of the night. Get up a bit earlier then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Get up a bit earlier then. I get up at 150°C! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I get up at 150°C! Christ that’s early! what’s that in Fahrenheit? Edited December 22, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Christ that’s early! what’s that in Fahrenheit? About half past 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 The WeMo? Dafuq? What next - Chateu au Lait? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 31 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: The WeMo? Dafuq? What next - Chateu au Lait? NoGo - North of Govan 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: NoGo - North of Govan Do WEGLs come from West of Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Claty b*****ds who don't clean up their dug shite. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, parsforlife said: Claty b*****ds who don't clean up their dug shite. Look on the bright side. Could be a human shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Look on the bright side. You could be living in Falkirk where it will be a human shite. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 1 hour ago, parsforlife said: Claty b*****ds Are we still talking about folk from Glasgow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 2 hours ago, parsforlife said: Claty b*****ds who don't clean up their dug shite. I'm concerned that the poo that I was on way to pick up hasn't been yet owing to falling on way to get it yesterday. I'll hobble along lane tomorrow and find it as I don't like being that owner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Look on the bright side. Could be a human shite. @Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) On the way out to her work at 7am this morning, my Mrs asked if I could do her a favour and pick up the vacuum cleaner she'd ordered a while back from Currys, which would be ready for collection sometime today. On Christmas Eve, in Dundee's busiest retail park. You normally couldn't pay me to go anywhere near there today, but it wasn't a request... Luckily a text came through at 8:30 saying it was ready to pick up at the store, so being very sensible to beat the rush I headed straight over from Fife before I'd even had breakfast. Arrived at the store to find that it opens at 10am. Seething. What a ridiculous system. Edited December 24, 2022 by Zetterlund 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 My sister got a puncture this morning My first thought was how long was she running it before she noticed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: My sister got a puncture this morning My first thought was how long was she running it before she noticed? Still plenty of life left in that tyre. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Just needs a wee bit air in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncomingExile Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) Whichever censor working for ITV4 decided to edit the scene in 'The Cowboys' where the kid with the stutter repeatedly calls John Wayne a son of a bitch..... I know, there's bigger fish to fry....... but that had me shouting at the telly. Edited December 24, 2022 by IncomingExile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) There's a band or bunch of singers called "Pentatonix". The missus had a playlist on earlier and I wanted to shoot myself, her and them. Fucking every song they did they utterly butchered with a rusty kitchen knife before bludgeoning it with a mallet. A fucking atrocity of a musical entity and they should be murdered painfully immediately. I hate their voices, I hate the way they gleefully mess up songs, I hate their name and I probably would hate their company and their faces. They're a big bag of w**k. I've hated 90s Airdrie players less. Edited December 24, 2022 by Stellaboz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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