DA Baracus Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: the general public expecting the folk in the office to answer the phone at 3.47 on the Friday before the New Year... draw round this, losers: Philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: ^^^ Philpy alias, IMO. My PTTGOYN : I want an Indian but I can't decide where from. I wish I never wrote that post about Indian takeaway earlier today. Dil Se is the way to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 On 29/12/2022 at 09:44, GordonD said: These things look great if you ignore the price but I'd be worried that I'd get ten weeks in and the company would decide that sales weren't high enough and stop production. Seems like a decent money laundering scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Missed from the Honours List again.. I would have refused to accept anyway. Unless it gets you free into the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Missed from the Honours List again.. I would have refused to accept anyway. Unless it gets you free into the football. I didn't get one either. I was hoping the change of ownership might have mixed things up a bit but no. Still, I live in hope of being able to publicly refuse one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Missed from the Honours List again.. I would have refused to accept anyway. Unless it gets you free into the football. Sir Tam the Bam gets Ding Gong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I once knew a lassie in Dundee like that. A few of us were out for the night (Tally Hos IIRC) and she disappeared to the bog. Came back into the pub about 40 minutes later to which her flat mate nonchalantly stated “she was obviously bursting for a shite and had to go home for the post drop shower as usual”. She was lovely as well and presumably had a spotless sheriffs badge. When I was in Hong Kong whenever a female in any of the dubious bars that a friend told me existed came into the bar with wet hair it was a fair assumption they'd just been for a s**g rather than a s**t. Possibly both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 i thought i was back to work on Wednesday but its Tuesday. Arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 23 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Is the correct answer. I had @Moomintroll over here. Great guy on PM, fucking mental offline. He loved the elephants or at least his wife did! @Moomintroll I know you're watching. Wan of the gid c***s of the site. HNY bro It's all a good laugh Slipps, thankfully I am finally in a much better place but who knows when the Dog might bite back. I love my effalumps but will be looking after the giraffes for a day next year. Have non violent fun when it comes & enjoy the real party when the Lunar New Year comes, fireworks in the middle of a hotel was certainly a fucking eye opener for me back then, as was the whole Covid shite thereafter. Stay safe & peace out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: Missed from the Honours List again.. I would have refused to accept anyway. Unless it gets you free into the football. I wouldn't accept one. I prefer to work quietly in the background. I am but a small cog in the machinery of Government and have no wish for grandiose titles. I'd rather have the fucking money. I wish I'd waited for the list before handing in my Dead Pool team though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I wouldn't accept one. I prefer to work quietly in the background. I am but a small cog in the machinery of Government and have no wish for grandiose titles. I'd rather have the fucking money. I wish I'd waited for the list before handing in my Dead Pool team though. Since when did you "work". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Just now, Moomintroll said: Since when did you "work". You know what I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I wouldn't accept one. I prefer to turn up quietly in the background. I am but a small cog in the machinery of Government and have no wish for grandiose titles. I'd rather have the fucking money. I wish I'd waited for the list before handing in my Dead Pool team though. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: FTFY. I don't even do that very often now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't even do that very often now. I can't be bothered fixing it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I can't be bothered fixing it again. ^^^^ Chancellor of the Exchequer found 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Chancellor of the Exchequer found We are both *unts to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 (edited) I've had the flu for the past week. These things always hit my chest hard, and I'm weak as a kitten at this point. The cold hasn't helped, so I've had the heating on at 15°C; hang the expense. The boiler won't pressurise today. I've worked out there's a leak coming from under the bathroom floor somewhere. So, I get to either try to rip it up in my current state, or spend the next few days shivering in bed. Life, eh? Edit: I give up, it's not happening. Shivering in bed it is Edited December 31, 2022 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Chancellor of the Exchequer found Coincidentally, I did attend the Treasury building for purposes associated with work. I was in the canteen mostly and queued for breakfast behind a big dour, eye challenged Fifer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Fireworks already I mean come on...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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