GordonD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? If it was opened the proper way the pack would be upside down from the camera's viewpoint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? Australians? And you'd need damn good eyesight (or be a dachshund) to read the small print relating to the * and ** * Crisp packets cannot be opened at the top of the bag. ** Fresh Fruit is available as tomato ketchup on the bleugh looking toastie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: If it was opened the proper way the pack would be upside down from the camera's viewpoint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Sky's Soccer Saturday is pretty bad for it, and there are plenty of examples where there's been sufficient space. A quick Google search picks up on the Ayr and Oxford Utd below, for example: TBF, Colchester, Peterborough, and Luton could all complain too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Markka said: 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Sky's Soccer Saturday is pretty bad for it, and there are plenty of examples where there's been sufficient space. A quick Google search picks up on the Ayr and Oxford Utd below, for example: In that specific example, I'd think it could be because Oxford City may occasionally appear on the vidiprinter, whereas (thankfully) there's only one Ayr. I've definitely seen Annan Athletic and (just) Forfar* in recent months, and I seriously doubt the extra letter is a factor. Brechin used to frequently have the City dropped too. *Forfar WE JFC potentially seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've definitely seen Annan Athletic and (just) Forfar* in recent months, and I seriously doubt the extra letter is a factor. Brechin used to frequently have the City dropped too. *Forfar WE JFC potentially seething. Forfar Farmington Fewming FC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? Tyrells are overpriced overated cardboardy slices of shite anyway. f**k 'em. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Forfar Farmington Fewming FC Forfar United far fae pleased too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Folk calling a robin 'a robin red-breast'. Just call it a robin, you c***s. The name Robin red-breast is to separate the Erithicalus Rubecula from the robin cnuts, or utility companies as they are more commonly known 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 17 hours ago, tamthebam said: As a southpaw how could I stab you if I'm walking on the left, eh? You've got to consider these things. That's exactly the reason we walk on the left. Left handers are generally nutters who would stab you as soon as look at you. Why make it easier for them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 When you prepare something to say over the phone, but you just go to sh*t when it comes to talking. "Errrrr..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Brechin used to frequently have the City dropped too. Quite right too, as Brechin isn't one. They should change their name to Brechin Town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: That's exactly the reason we walk on the left. Left handers are generally nutters who would stab you as soon as look at you. Why make it easier for them? This is true. Remember that the Latin for 'left' is 'sinister'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Receive an email asking if I know about something. I reply saying no, but copy in someone who does know about it and directing the original emailer to them. Now I am copied into every back and forth in this chain until it fizzles out. And it's tedious gibberish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 41 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Receive an email asking if I know about something. I reply saying no, but copy in someone who does know about it and directing the original emailer to them. Now I am copied into every back and forth in this chain until it fizzles out. And it's tedious gibberish. Yes it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Just now, Granny Danger said: Yes it is. An annoyance shared is an annoyance halved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 17 hours ago, House Bartender said: ... you'd need damn good eyesight (or be a dachshund) to read the small print relating to the * and ** The offer apparently finished on 2 May 2018. More of a PTTGotOYN, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 An annoyance shared is an annoyance halved. Doubled, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I got a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, Gaz said: I got a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezo I ripped off a damaged toenail last night. One side picked off with ease, but the other side was well attached (kind of like an advent calendar door) and required about a dozen twists to break off. Seemed like a good idea after a few nips. Not so much today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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