mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Must this c**t on BBC keep calling Jackson Irvine Jackson Ir-vine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 When someone like Messi, mbappe or any other superstar over hits a pass or misses the target and the commentator says " oh, he's human after all" shut up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 I always assume when I email an instruction to someone at work, it's done. Stupid c**t that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Just Stop Oil: Pair guilty of damaging Van Gogh painting's frame - BBC News District Judge Neeta Minhas said the damage caused was "substantial". Giving her verdict at Westminster Magistrates' Court, she said: "An 18th Century frame which is hundreds of years old, has been permanently damaged. It is not in a state where it can return to its original state." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 "Football World Cup" "Men's football World Cup" It's the World Cup You quantify shite like rugby or women's football, not the actual biggest sporting event in the world. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: Any good human would agree with trying to sustain life on Earth. Lehs. I would quite happily do away with plebs like them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 This constant KFC delivery ad. Just deliver the greasy shite straight in the bin, and cut out the middle man. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Indeed. And Dundee doesn't have an I in it. It's got way too many "eh's" though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Loonytoons said: On 21/11/2022 at 17:59, hk blues said: Indeed. And Dundee doesn't have an I in it. It's got way too many "eh's" though. Eh ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Anyone, absolutely anyone filming themselves in any way celebrating a goal. Absolute fucking LOOK AT ME behaviour and a wanky trend right now. Hopefully subsides quickly like Ring of Fire, the Icelandic clapping chant and Twist and Shout. Just f**k off with it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 It's getting on my tits when pundits and broadcasters refer to teams in such a way as "Cristiano Ronaldo's Portgual, Lionel Messi's Argentina, Luka Modric's Croatia". These people do not own the teams. Nor are they the manager of the team, which would be slightly more acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Rugster said: It's getting on my tits when pundits and broadcasters refer to teams in such a way as "Cristiano Ronaldo's Portgual, Lionel Messi's Argentina, Luka Modric's Croatia". These people do not own the teams. Nor are they the manager of the team, which would be slightly more acceptable. Satan's Minions (2012 Ltd)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Black Friday is a a stupid US sale based on the day after Thanksgiving........ Why the f**k is every advert and company bombarding UK Black Friday sales, and how does a sale called Friday, that should be running one day now last variously one day, a weekend, a week or a bloody fortnight. And the majority of it is a con on the pricing. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Black Friday is a a stupid US sale based on the day after Thanksgiving........ Why the f**k is every advert and company bombarding UK Black Friday sales, and how does a sale called Friday, that should be running one day now last variously one day, a weekend, a week or a bloody fortnight. And the majority of it is a con on the pricing.I got 20% off an Ooni pizza oven so I'm all for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Black Friday is a a stupid US sale based on the day after Thanksgiving........ Why the f**k is every advert and company bombarding UK Black Friday sales, and how does a sale called Friday, that should be running one day now last variously one day, a weekend, a week or a bloody fortnight. And the majority of it is a con on the pricing. It's like a Jedi mind trick played on an entire nation. I'd only ever heard of it through friends that live in the states up until about a decade ago, when seemingly overnight every retailer glommed on to the idea and suddenly people in work were talking about it as if it had always been a thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Anyone, absolutely anyone filming themselves in any way celebrating a goal. Absolute fucking LOOK AT ME behaviour and a wanky trend right now. Hopefully subsides quickly like Ring of Fire, the Icelandic clapping chant and Twist and Shout. Just f**k off with it. I suggest you never attend a Motherwell match. Good chance of the Motherwell clapping chant and Twist and Shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: 12 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Anyone, absolutely anyone filming themselves in any way celebrating a goal. Absolute fucking LOOK AT ME behaviour and a wanky trend right now. Hopefully subsides quickly like Ring of Fire, the Icelandic clapping chant and Twist and Shout. Just f**k off with it. I suggest you never attend a Motherwell match. Good chance of the Motherwell clapping chant and Twist and Shout. Subhuman scum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 Keep getting one of they wee twitch/spasm things across the bridge of my nose. A right pita 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 The usual lassie that does my hair has moved barbers and is now charging £25 for a skin fade and whilst although I'm affluent, is taking the piss and her second in command at the regular barbers is fully booked from 9am tomorrow until 3pm so I'll have to forgo my usual trim and wait another week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: The usual lassie that does my hair has moved barbers and is now charging £25 for a skin fade and whilst although I'm affluent, is taking the piss and her second in command at the regular barbers is fully booked from 9am tomorrow until 3pm so I'll have to forgo my usual trim and wait another week. I bet you still look good you tousled haired scamp. Edited November 25, 2022 by Zen Archer (Raconteur) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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