mathematics Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I had occasion to be in Waitrose earlier. It's not like I didn't know what the place was about before, but f**k me that must be the snobbiest environment iv ever set foot in. It is, but f**k me they have good selection of food and drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Our 'local shop for local people' actually sells Waitrose products. Up until about 6 months ago it was Co-Op they had some tie-in with, then suddenly it was Waitrose. Not that I buy anything there.............................apart from the occasional boatil........... Mines has an Aulds. For the record I had a Steak Pie and Fudge Donut for lunch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, mathematics said: It is, but f**k me they have good selection of food and drink. Aye. I plan to enjoy the fruits of my shopping trip..... About to knock up something special. Might furnish the scran thread with further detail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 The sound of office chairs getting pushed across these textured floor surfaces, especially when folk push themselves away from their desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: ^^^ Pumpin’ LG’s MiL IMO Shes 86 with a dodgy leg - but unattached - so anythings possible, I guess............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 42 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Shes 86 with a dodgy leg - but unattached - so anythings possible, I guess............... If it's unattached I'd say dodgy was an understatement. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Reminds me I need to go to Waitrose as I’ve promised the kids a tartiflette and Sainsbury hasn’t had a Roblechon for about three months. Harvey Nics in Edinburgh was way more snobby. Security guard followed me and the wife around because we clearly looked like we couldn’t afford anything in there. Bought a wee box of sweets for about a fiver in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 38 minutes ago, coprolite said: Reminds me I need to go to Waitrose as I’ve promised the kids a tartiflette and Sainsbury hasn’t had a Roblechon for about three months. weve all been there m8 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Reminds me I need to go to Waitrose as I’ve promised the kids a tartiflette and Sainsbury hasn’t had a Roblechon for about three months. Harvey Nics in Edinburgh was way more snobby. Security guard followed me and the wife around because we clearly looked like we couldn’t afford anything in there. Bought a wee box of sweets for about a fiver in the end. I sincerely hope your trip is fruitful. One can't simply make their offspring bold promises of tartiflette then fail to deliver. Dashed hopes of some decent Reblochon could scar those young 'uns irreparably. They obviously know their Laughing Cow from their Babybel, and fobbing them off with a shitty Port Salut or such just won't wash. Wishing you the very best of luck in your quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 'WellDel said: I sincerely hope your trip is fruitful. One can't simply make their offspring bold promises of tartiflette then fail to deliver. Dashed hopes of some decent Reblochon could scar those young 'uns irreparably. They obviously know their Laughing Cow from their Babybel, and fobbing them off with a shitty Port Salut or such just won't wash. Wishing you the very best of luck in your quest. Thanks man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times. With a silent "r" no doubt. I also don't get why they can't pronounce fairly simple surnames. Moore for example becomes "Mow". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Folk who say "meta". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 A long held gripe is commentators employed to ply their "craft" in English football being utterly unable to describe a player with a monosyllabic surname without prefacing it with their first name. The fuckwit who was employed to do the Wolves/Brighton game said "Solly March" about half a dozen times.It's very rare that I watch any English football, so when I do there have been a few times I've assumed the person has a double-barrelled surname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Venti said: Folk who say "meta". Even Italian, Portuguese and Spanish folk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Folk who say "meta".I actually once googled what it meant after seeing it used to describe a situation, and tbh, I still don't know what it means. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "Witty" Twitter usernames. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Footballers cutting the back of their socks. Just roll them down a bit ya fucking fannies. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, Venti said: Folk who say "meta". I actually once googled what it meant after seeing it used to describe a situation, and tbh, I still don't know what it means. Isn't it a kind of cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 53 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Footballers cutting the back of their socks. Just roll them down a bit ya fucking fannies. I know, it's to help stop cramp or something? Wear a bigger pair and tape them up ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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