ParsJake Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Just wait 'til you're feart to put down your glasses, as you'll forget where you put them and can't see to check. I've literally had to wait for my son to get home to find them for me or, on one memorable occasion, my elderly mother who sees four of everything due to cataracts and glaucoma. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, BFTD said: @BFTD How many fingers is he holding up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Baseball cap wearers. Particularly worn back to front. Obviously watching Andy's sad demise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Not enough Napalm Death on this forum, frankly. Today's PTTGOYN: Fairy Liquid has been becoming progressively weaker over the past twenty years. Absolutely frothing, but not as much as I used to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skelpit Lug Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: Fairy Liquid has been becoming progressively weaker over the past twenty years. Absolutely frothing, but not as much as I used to be. Ya daft bat, you don't drink it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Places with canteen services who insist on table service, then don't have anyone going round the tables, resulting in you having to to go the counter, be told its table service, and return to your table to do the transaction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. Start deliberately mispronouncing his name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. Guy I used to work with was the opposite. Anyone called Fraser he called them Frasier. He was Irish (southern) though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. My auld mither quite likes a croissant from Lidl's instore bakery. Except she calls them 'crazzonts'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Billy Connolly says that his dad used to ask him what jigs he had coming up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Guy I used to work with was the opposite. Anyone called Fraser he called them Frasier. He was Irish (southern) though. Do you still get folk called Fraser? I've got two pals called Fraser, both ancient like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 19 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Do you still get folk called Fraser? I've got two pals called Fraser, both ancient like me. I’ve hand a think. I can total 4 Fraser’s that I know. 1 from Elgin now in Forfar (probably about 60) 1 English, retired, ex work colleague. 1 from Dundee, musician, probably late 30s. 1 from near Dundee, maybe living in Blairgowrie or the likes, early 30s. So to summarise, f**k knows I only know 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 1 from Elgin now in Forfar (probably about 60) Nat? Are you Hector Dick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 11 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Nat? Are you Hector Dick? How’s the wife? Does she need a “holiday”? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Commentator on the athletics after some random won a middle distance race ... "it's a transformation from being an also ran on the international scene to a superstar" and "incredible, out of nowhere almost" I wonder what he's inferring and I don't doubt why I find it hard to enjoy this sport as I once did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 On the recommendation of a guy from work, i bought some "Madri" Spanish beer today. As an Estrella Damm regular, i thought i'd give the Madrid beer a go rather than the Barcelona usual purchase. Turns out the "Madri" isn't brewed in the Spanish capital, but in Burto -O-Tren in englan under licence. Won't be making further purchases as it isn't as good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 BBC sport coverage and channel switching. In the last 10 minutes I’ve had to go from red button, to BBC1 to BBC2 to carry on watching the same tennis match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: How’s the wife? Does she need a “holiday”? Give her a ring, you can pick her up in the Fiesta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 I have worked with multiple Frasers younger than I am. I have also known a Canadian woman whose surname was Fraser who was annoyed when people pronounced it Fraser rather than Frasier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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