BFTD Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 6 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Why you calling an ambo for a arm break,? Sorry maybe I'm too hard of too soft in the brain. I brock a few thinks while in Scotland, I'm not calling an ambulance, I'm getting someone to take me. Breaking your arm, as you know now is not ans emergency (maybe children, but not a grown man) shot in the head maybe (not yer wife on Mondays). FFs My mother broke her arm and foot in front of me when I was a wee boy, and I vividly remember us having to fight to stop her driving herself to the hospital 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: My mother broke her arm and foot in front of me when I was a wee boy, and I vividly remember us having to fight to stop her driving herself to the hospital Were you that badly behaved? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Were you that badly behaved? I'll need help with the flippant reply to that - I was only four and it was pretty distressing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 45 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: WTF is going on there. I'd slash every single one of their tyres. I’d help you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: I'll need help with the flippant reply to that - I was only four and it was pretty distressing! Sorry, me and my big mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Sorry, me and my big mouth. Nah, genuinely hoping for someone else to pitch in. Sometimes it's tough to think of smart-arsed replies when it's a personal thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: WTF is going on there. I'd slash every single one of their tyres. now now that safe driving, there is a clip 10mins long, sure it was in Canada of the parking beauty, I can't find it, thank Buddha it's fucking mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 One for the ladies. Yesterday my wife got stung by a wasp - on the boob. Quite how it got into her bra is a mystery. She didn't half go on about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: One for the ladies. Yesterday my wife got stung by a wasp - on the boob. Quite how it got into her bra is a mystery. She didn't half go on about it. Do you have any pictures of the sting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Do you have any pictures of the sting? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I think you should see a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 One for the ladies. Yesterday my wife got stung by a wasp - on the boob. Quite how it got into her bra is a mystery. She didn't half go on about it. Nipped a bit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: One for the ladies. Yesterday my wife got stung by a wasp - on the boob. Quite how it got into her bra is a mystery. She didn't half go on about it. Did you suck out the poison? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Did you suck out the poison? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Bet the wasp felt a right tit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Bet the wasp felt a right tit.How do you know which one it was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Bet the wasp felt a right tit. How do you know which one it was? It wasn't a wasp, it was him in a costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Days Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Only the middle of August and Klondyke at Grangemouth have started putting up their Xmas Trees. Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Crazy Days said: Only the middle of August and Klondyke at Grangemouth have started putting up their Xmas Trees. Unbelievable. The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The Range in Falkirk is all decked out in Halloween stuff. All year round I presume? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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