peasy23 Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 Sausage rolls are on the way as a last supper. Will leave any leftovers for you Don't eat the sausage rolls. If you have Covid you will just perform a faecal Jackson Polllock with them later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 15 minutes ago, GordonD said: Why? Nobody warned us about him. I noticed someone with the username Detroit67 joined the other day, has Cosgrove been sent to spy on us? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 Only proper that Shandon's coffin is dropped in a comical fashion and his corpse rolls down a hill. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 22 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I noticed someone with the username Detroit67 joined the other day, has Cosgrove been sent to spy on us? Cosgrove was a member here years ago IIRC, probably still has his account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 25 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I noticed someone with the username Detroit67 joined the other day, has Cosgrove been sent to spy on us? Mention Gretna and see if he blows a fuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 23 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Only proper that Shandon's coffin is dropped in a comical fashion and his corpse rolls down a hill. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) On 25/07/2022 at 16:56, Boghead ranter said: Has anyone warned Tam Cowan? On Saturday, he referred to the Shandon Par. I thought he'd been Sevco'd but maybe it was a premonition. Edited July 27, 2022 by microdave 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, microdave said: On Saturday, he referred to the Shandon Par. I thought he'd been Sevco'd so maybe it was a premonition. Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. Such a loyal wee hound. Apart from him nipping out to have his dinner and do his business he has snuggled under the covers with me the whole time. A modern-day Greyfriars Bobby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 28 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. Such a loyal wee hound. Apart from him nipping out to have his dinner and do his business he has snuggled under the covers with me the whole time. A modern-day Greyfriars Bobby. You are a disgusting piece of work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. Such a loyal wee hound. Apart from him nipping out to have his dinner and do his business he has snuggled under the covers with me the whole time. A modern-day Greyfriars Bobby. I like your duvet. 2QG7n5.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. Such a loyal wee hound. Apart from him nipping out to have his dinner and do his business he has snuggled under the covers with me the whole time. A modern-day Greyfriars Bobby. Muffy will just be waiting to feast on your corpse though. I hope Mr Par pulls through, if only to save a charity shop getting a whole load of awful footwear dumped on them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: Muffy will just be waiting to feast on your corpse though. I hope Mr Par pulls through, if only to save a charity shop getting a whole load of awful footwear dumped on them. It is said that a dog is the man friend, however, after death that dog has no food. The dog WILL eat you. The cat will just f**k off and find someone else. I love cats (only have 1 Panther) he could take on any cat from Dundee and beyond. 2 dogs (Shaun & Balla) thick as shite. Edited July 28, 2022 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: It is said that a dog is the man friend, however, after death that dog has no food. The dog WILL eat you. The cat will just f**k off and find someone else. I love cats (only have 1 Panther) he could take on any cat from Dundee and beyond. 2 dogs (Shaun & Balla) thick as shite. 12 Ruel Street, bring your pussy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 21 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Been in bed for about 72 hrs straight with my dog. Such a loyal wee hound. Apart from him nipping out to have his dinner and do his business he has snuggled under the covers with me the whole time. A modern-day Greyfriars Bobby. Let Mrs Par know that I'll be round to comfort her a respectable amount of time after you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 34 minutes ago, KnightswoodVanBear said: Let Mrs Par know that I'll be round to comfort her a respectable amount of time after you die. ^^^Once the lid is closed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^Once the lid is closed. That long? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Omni centre advert on the radio describing the places within as “insta worthy” f**k. Right. Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Guys who when asked if they have any kids, smirk and say "Not that I know of!" They're obviously trying to give the impression that they're a jack-the-lad, wham-bam-thank you, mam! type but it's just fucking sad. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Guys who when asked if they have any kids, smirk and say "Not that I know of!" They're obviously trying to give the impression that they're a jack-the-lad, wham-bam-thank you, mam! type but it's just fucking sad. See also guys thinking they're cool as f**k in the pub loudly talking about cheating on their partners for everyone to hear, wankers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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