Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 47 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: That’s actually pretty generous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Actually the capitals part is correct - the company prefers it that way.Do you write TESCO as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 57 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I thought the Germans had a guy for getting the trains to run on time? A common misconception. Very fucking common I may add. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: At least 30 minutes means probably 3 times that. It was 65 minutes in the end, we're now booking it at 248km/h, clearly trying to make up for lost time. At least they have Erdinger on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: In my mind I thought this vent diagram would be one big circle….containing a load of arseholes of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Craig fae the Vale said: It was 65 minutes in the end, we're now booking it at 248km/h, clearly trying to make up for lost time. At least they have Erdinger on the train. Germany gets BordBistro and we don't even get wee trolley with warm cans any more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Train from Frankfurt to Berlin has been delayed for "at least 30 minutes" due to a wildfire near the tracks. I just want this holiday to start! I was in a tank the last time I went that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 28 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Do you write TESCO as well? Not something I write very often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was in a tank the last time I went that way. which one are you, Serge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was in a tank the last time I went that way. Going which direction? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: which one are you, Serge? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Notice @Sergeant Wilson has gone uncharacteristically quiet. Or should that be @FeldwebelWilson ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Even a shit supermarket cold meat selection has smoked, honey, mustard and peppered ham but yet again she has come home with crumbed ham. The shittest of all the hams. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Even a shit supermarket cold meat selection has smoked, honey, mustard and peppered ham but yet again she has come home with crumbed ham. The shittest of all the hams.West Ham? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 16 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Do you write TESCO as well? That's a logo though, not the company name. LEGO is the company name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) Recently I've got into the routine of doing a shite just before bed followed by another shite first thing in the morning; robbing me of precious minutes in bed while also causing me to be late for work. On top of that, I'm obviously not being paid while doing these shites and I'm not able to muster another during working hours to try and settle the defishit. Raging. Edited July 20, 2022 by Barry Ferguson's Hat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 29 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Recently I've got into the routine of doing a shite just before bed followed by another shite first thing in the morning; robbing me of precious minutes in bed while also causing me to be late for work. On top of that, I'm obviously not being paid while doing these shites and I'm not able to muster another during working hours to try and settle the defishit. Raging. Have laxatives just before you go to work - then you can claw back all the sit down time from your employer you feel you're due whilst strapped to their lavvy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Recently I've got into the routine of doing a shite just before bed followed by another shite first thing in the morning; robbing me of precious minutes in bed while also causing me to be late for work. On top of that, I'm obviously not being paid while doing these shites and I'm not able to muster another during working hours to try and settle the defishit. Raging. If you say you're going for a shite during working hours, does anybody actually check? You could just pretend - which would make it a sham poo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 If you say you're going for a shite during working hours, does anybody actually check? You could just pretend - which would make it a sham poo.That's crossed the line to bring a lazy b*****d, though. You never want to cross that line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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