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3 hours ago, scottsdad said:

I worked at the ISIS neutron source in Oxfordshire about 15 years ago. There was no space left at the on-site hostel so I was placed in a local "B&B". It was a house, occupied by an older couple. The room I got was their son's bedroom. He had moved out apparently, but all his stuff was there. It was the weirdest feeling, sleeping in someone else's bed surrounded by their childhood toys and trophies.  There was literally a box of action man figures at the foot of the bed. 

In the morning, the old man had a strict routine. The Telegraph and Radio 4, we men sat at the table at 7am sharp whilst his wife brought us breakfast. It was very, very strange. 

As long as it was a fry.

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14 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Oaksoft pretending to be a screenwriter for feminist porn producers is quality work, and it's good to see him stretching himself.

Simultaneously running a corner shop I believe. I see him as Ronnie Barker in Open All Hours, manically scribbling in the back in-between diddling customers and trying to diddle buxom Nurse Gladys.

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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:

Simultaneously running a corner shop I believe. I see him as Ronnie Barker in Open All Aours, manically scribbling in the back in-between diddling customers and trying to diddle buxom Nurse Gladys.

That's tremendous! A few years back, he was claiming to have a retirement hideaway planned so he'd never have to talk to people again, only to go into retail and step up his forum posting!  :lol:

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1 minute ago, BFTD said:

That's tremendous! A few years back, he was claiming to have a retirement hideaway planned so he'd never have to talk to people again, only to go into retail and step up his forum posting!  :lol:

I think the shop was in his past life, I was just assuming the porno writing extended back a bit. :)

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2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I think the shop was in his past life, I was just assuming the porno writing extended back a bit. :)

f**k me. I thought he was supposed to have been a captain of industry. How disappointing.

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3 minutes ago, BFTD said:

f**k me. I thought he was supposed to have been a captain of industry. How disappointing.

Yes, and at the forefront of scientific research. He's a proper Renaissance man. 

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22 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Simultaneously running a corner shop I believe. I see him as Ronnie Barker in Open All Hours, manically scribbling in the back in-between diddling customers and trying to diddle buxom Nurse Gladys.

He was always trying to BUPA.

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