Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[jamamafegan]

My BnB this week at work:

No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.

No shower available. I have to use the bath in my room.

Wifi doesn’t work in my room because of “thick walls.”

The host has spent the entire week burping really loudly.

[deej]

1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:

My BnB this week at work:

No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.

No shower available. I have to use the bath in my room.

Wifi doesn’t work in my room because of “thick walls.”

The host has spent the entire week burping really loudly.

 

Working from home isn't for everyone 

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:

My BnB this week at work:

No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.

I was once sent to a hotel up North on quite a big tariff. I'm sure I told the story on here. Guy opened the front door and said "It's X for tea, you're eating what we are eating" then walked away.

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:

I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.

 I have to use the bath in my room.

Solution found.

[Miguel Sanchez]

Always worth remembering that B&B guests are just as weird as the owners so it's probably jamama's fault

 

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Always worth remembering that B&B guests are just as weird as the owners so it's probably jamama's fault

 

4 in a bed is a telly favourite. B&B owners are all demented.

[BFTD]

3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Only 11 more days of milfy gym slags at the school gates.

Then gone forever.

Not sure if we should be reporting this to the authorities  

[Miguel Sanchez]

43 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Not sure if we should be reporting this to the authorities  

Report it to oaksoft and see what happens.

[scottsdad]

3 hours ago, jamamafegan said:

My BnB this week at work:

No en-suite toilet. I have to walk down the hall if I need a piss.

No shower available. I have to use the bath in my room.

Wifi doesn’t work in my room because of “thick walls.”

The host has spent the entire week burping really loudly.

I worked at the ISIS neutron source in Oxfordshire about 15 years ago. There was no space left at the on-site hostel so I was placed in a local "B&B". It was a house, occupied by an older couple. The room I got was their son's bedroom. He had moved out apparently, but all his stuff was there. It was the weirdest feeling, sleeping in someone else's bed surrounded by their childhood toys and trophies.  There was literally a box of action man figures at the foot of the bed. 

In the morning, the old man had a strict routine. The Telegraph and Radio 4, we men sat at the table at 7am sharp whilst his wife brought us breakfast. It was very, very strange. 

[jamamafegan]

I was once sent to a hotel up North on quite a big tariff. I'm sure I told the story on here. Guy opened the front door and said "It's X for tea, you're eating what we are eating" then walked away.

My strangest BnB moment was when the host had a go at me for having breakfast (within her specified breakfast time) two hours before I intended to go out to work for the day. She said if she’d known I was staying she could have served me breakfast in my room [emoji38] fucking idiot. She realised she was in the wrong because when I got back from work she gave me a free jar of homemade jam.

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

I worked at the ISIS 

I heard the staff rules are quite strict.

[philpy]

28 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I heard the staff rules are quite strict.

f**k playing pass the parcel at a party with those c***s

[MEADOWXI]

Working in Blackpool and stuck in cheap B&B, was about 1990 and it was about £9.50 for bed and breakfast.

It was a typical Blackpool side street where nearly every house was a B&B/Hotel.

Breakfast on morning was disturbing by a lot of crashing and banging on the stairs, and then we witnessed a coffin being carried out. We were told one of the long term residents hadn't made it through the night. And were told this as if it was a regular thing.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

3 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said:

Working in Blackpool and stuck in cheap B&B, was about 1990 and it was about £9.50 for bed and breakfast.

It was a typical Blackpool side street where nearly every house was a B&B/Hotel.

Breakfast on morning was disturbing by a lot of crashing and banging on the stairs, and then we witnessed a coffin being carried out. We were told one of the long term residents hadn't made it through the night. And were told this as if it was a regular thing.

There would have been extra sausages and bacon that morning.

[19QOS19]

Working in Torquay and stuck in cheap B&B, was about 1990 and it was about £9.50 for bed and breakfast.
It was a typical Torquay side street where nearly every house was a B&B/Hotel.
Breakfast on morning was disturbing by a lot of crashing and banging on the stairs, and then we witnessed a coffin being carried out. We were told one of the long term residents hadn't made it through the night. And were told this as if it was a regular thing.

FTFY.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 hours ago, BFTD said:

Not sure if we should be reporting this to the authorities  

Probably report it in 12 days time. Or mid August when I’m on autopilot and turn up at the school my daughter no longer attends, just to see the Milfy gym slags.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, philpy said:

f**k playing pass the parcel at a party with those c***s

The holder of this year's title.

[ParsJake]

9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Probably report it in 12 days time. Or mid August when I’m on autopilot and turn up at the school my daughter no longer attends, just to see the Milfy gym slags.

@oaksoft

[MEADOWXI]

42 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

 

 

FTFY.

 

least they had the decency to hide the body in a box when in Blackpool

[Derry Alli]

2 hours ago, jamamafegan said:

 She realised she was in the wrong because when I got back from work she gave me a free jar of homemade jam.

 

Freshly squeezed from last months tampons.