Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Is that not cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 What about Tony's favourite - gaba gool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Mechanically recovered "pork" and "beef". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 When folk say that they were "taken in" or "captured by" some form of scenic-ey thing. Birthday caird p*sh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 On 11/06/2022 at 15:58, Rizzo said: Woke up this morning feeling rotten, still had some LF tests in the cupboard so did a test and it's come up positive. I preferred the original by Herman's Hermits 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Polony is baloney. Polony is phoney baloney? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 6 hours ago, 101 said: Vile behaviour Indeed, it is the Devil's spunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 On 11/06/2022 at 17:28, Wile E Coyote said: Drum solos at concerts. Utter pish As a drummer, I completely agree. It's fine to listen to folk like Benny Greb do their wee drum exhibitions, but throwing a drum solo into a song is show off bollocks. 11 hours ago, parsforlife said: All solos are playing pish, we’ve turned up to see the band m8, not one bloke why the rest of you stand around I completely disagree. A good melodic solo can make a song. I would suggest a 10 minute solo is too long though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: What about Tony's favourite - gaba gool? Why bother spending several dozen hours watching The Sopranos when you can just see all the bits worth watching in this handy sub-minute video? Edited June 12, 2022 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: What about Tony's favourite - gaba gool? Tony's favourite was Batistuta? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 I am a massive Rush fan. Drum solo's are still boring pishWasn't a fan of Rush when they replaced the drummer tbqhwy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Loonytoons said: 19 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: I am a massive Rush fan. Drum solo's are still boring pish Wasn't a fan of Rush when they replaced the drummer tbqhwy. Rush were/are boring hippy, drippy shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Some drum solos are very good. Heavy metal is by far and away the best for this. I watched a bit if The Shadows last tour the other night and the drummer did a solo that honestly was rubbish. It could have been that he was older now, but i often look at drummers in a lot of bands who lucked out hugely as they don't need to be that good at all. See also bass guitars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxo Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, velo army said: Some drum solos are very good. Heavy metal is by far and away the best for this. I watched a bit if The Shadows last tour the other night and the drummer did a solo that honestly was rubbish. It could have been that he was older now, but i often look at drummers in a lot of bands who lucked out hugely as they don't need to be that good at all. See also bass guitars. Bass is for failed guitarists. Having rarely touched a bass in my life, I reckon I could pick one up and be playing it to your average working musician's standard within an hour. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Paxo said: Bass is for failed guitarists. Having rarely touched a bass in my life, I reckon I could pick one up and be playing it to your average working musician's standard within an hour. "My nan could play the bass tbh" "Farmers instrument." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 When I was at school I was told that my fingers were too big to play normal guitar, and so I had to play bass. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 26 minutes ago, Paxo said: Bass is for failed guitarists. Having rarely touched a bass in my life, I reckon I could pick one up and be playing it to your average working musician's standard within an hour. Six-strings are for little people who can't reach the end of a bass and who have weak, child-like fingers that can't manage the thicker strings. You'd probably break a nail and cry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxo Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Six-strings are for little people who can't reach the end of a bass and who have weak, child-like fingers that can't manage the thicker strings. You'd probably break a nail and cry. Well no actually, because I have 13s on my acoustic which makes me hard af. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 How many bass guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, us piano players can do it with our left hand. . There are bass players who are fantastic, like the boy from Primus. He's ace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Why does a bass player keep knocking on your door? Because he can't find the right key and doesn't know when to come in. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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