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3 hours ago, The Moonster said:

A fucking bap? Please take yourself over the border and never return. 

They're also called cobs and stotties down here, ridiculous behaviour.

The correct answer is bacon softie, although bacon roll will also suffice.

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11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Tim Dunn, 'what is this?'

Interviewee 'it's a railway tunnel that's been closed for 50 years'

TD, 'you mean no one has been in this previously closed tunnel for 50 years? heheheheheh'

See the source image

 

"Apart from the cameraman who's going to film you coming in."

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I was in a bakery at Earlston a week ago. Got a couple of morning rolls (paradoxically, quite an uncontroversial term), and as it was close to lunchtime I asked them what pies they had.

"Mince, mince and onion, haggis, breakfast pie, steak pie..."

"Breakfast pie?'

"Yes. Hot or cold?"

A new one on me, and while its contents delivered on its name, I wouldn't recommend it for eating while driving. The baked beans and eggs run free.

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4 minutes ago, sugna said:

I was in a bakery at Earlston a week ago. Got a couple of morning rolls (paradoxically, quite an uncontroversial term), and as it was close to lunchtime I asked them what pies they had.

"Mince, mince and onion, haggis, breakfast pie, steak pie..."

"Breakfast pie?'

"Yes. Hot or cold?"

A new one on me, and while its contents delivered on its name, I wouldn't recommend it for eating while driving. The baked beans and eggs run free.

A bakery is a compliment. 

Everything in there is horrid. The butchers a few doors down has good pies though. 

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12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

About 12-15 inches below eye level usually.

For accuracy, gravity and time have to be factored into the calculation.

Edited by welshbairn
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