Derry Alli Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Farmers are - without doubt - the most arrogant, self entitled, rude people I've ever experienced in my life. The worst part is the majority of them literally smell like shite constantly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 It gets worse. My most recent ex wife and her coterie of (then) yummy mummies talked of meeting for 'prinks'. There's yer divorce justification right there.You sure that 'prinks' wasn't the ladies portmanteau of 'p***ks n' Twinks' when they got together to bitch about yourself and the other hubbies.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 23 hours ago, Bairnardo said: And also that your team is shite? From a Falkirk fan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Leith Green said: Just wait til Lizzie falls off her perch, the mourning period will be measured in weeks - especially if Boris has some new misdemeanour to cover up. As long as we get a bank holiday though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, Left Back said: As long as we get a bank holiday though. I am self employed m9, newsreaders banging on about bank holidays is definitely a petty something that gets on my tits ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 My daughter's school decided that today was a red, white and blue dress down day. Email sent to us at 5.30 pm yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, scottsdad said: My daughter's school decided that today was a red, white and blue dress down day. Email sent to us at 5.30 pm yesterday. I'd say you're focusing on entirely the wrong issue in that interaction tbh. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 30 minutes ago, scottsdad said: My daughter's school decided that today was a red, white and blue dress down day. Email sent to us at 5.30 pm yesterday. Tell them it's Fuçk Off Day in your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 43 minutes ago, scottsdad said: My daughter's school decided that today was a red, white and blue dress down day. Email sent to us at 5.30 pm yesterday. The Royal bullshit is in full flow at the schools like. Decided to pick my battles but in a quiet moment, I will educate my kids on what we think of the monarchy. Vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, virginton said: I'd say you're focusing on entirely the wrong issue in that interaction tbh. I'm annoyed at both. Turns out she had no clean red, white and blue clothes so went in pink and purple. That's my line anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 On 02/05/2022 at 07:49, The Moonster said: It's the calling card of a moron tbh. They've heard someome say "roll 'n' sausage" and taken it as "on" rather than "and". Similar to morons who say "could of". The fact that large parts of the population thinks "roll on sausage" is correct and its others who are morons is a stain on this country. Or it could just be called what it is and either a sausage bap/sausage softie/sausage sandwich. This roll and sausage nonsense seems to be a Glasgow thing. Its universally accepted that a bacon roll/softie/bap is the universal term for bacon inside a bun/softie/roll/ whatever you call it, now, I can understand not calling it a sausage roll due to the potential for getting the pastry version. Or do Glaswegians use this 'roll and....' business for everything. Is it a roll and bacon, a roll and egg, a roll and chips???? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said: Or it could just be called what it is and either a sausage bap/sausage softie/sausage sandwich. This roll and sausage nonsense seems to be a Glasgow thing. Its universally accepted that a bacon roll/softie/bap is the universal term for bacon inside a bun/softie/roll/ whatever you call it, now, I can understand not calling it a sausage roll due to the potential for getting the pastry version. Or do Glaswegians use this 'roll and....' business for everything. Is it a roll and bacon, a roll and egg, a roll and chips???? I've honestly never seen as much wrong in one post before. OFTW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Arguing over this stuff is the worst patter on the Internet and sadly I don't think it'll ever go away. Cat nip for the auld da types to get agitated about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I've honestly never seen as much wrong in one post before. OFTW If you say so. I've just never understood this 'roll and...' business before. Sausage softie and bacon roll. Simple. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Sausage softieWtf is this shite? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Empty It said: Wtf is this shite? Funny, when you Google sausage softie, you get images of sausages in a bun. When you Google roll and sausage, you get images of a pastry sausage roll. Cue loads of weegies saying it's Google that's wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Funny, when you Google sausage softie, you get images of sausages in a bun. When you Google roll and sausage, you get images of a pastry sausage roll. Cue loads of weegies saying it's Google that's wrong. Hope you're not calling me a weegie, that's fighting talk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Empty It said: Hope you're not calling me a weegie, that's fighting talk. We all know that anything south of Stonehaven is basically a weegie to us parochial Aberdonians. Edited June 1, 2022 by 10menwent2mow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said: Sausage softie 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Go in to a shop in Aberdeen and ask for a 'roll' and they'll give you a fucking 'rowie' (buttery). They call rolls 'safties' or 'softies' as the more well spoken Aberdonian gentleman above types. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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