scottsdad Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) On 26/05/2022 at 07:26, mathematics said: What are you doing with the PDF macros and how? I’ve a case this week where even the acknowledgements have been plagiarised. Whoops Edited May 30, 2022 by scottsdad Just realised I posted a cheat on a public forum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: How to cheat at assessments. f**k sake. ETA: thanks for the info. Edited May 30, 2022 by mathematics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 14 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Bought some stuff in John Lewis earlier, and because we have a John Lewis rewards card, we got a free bag. It's a cunting Jubilee one Erase the 'j', 'u', 'b' and second 'e'. Jobs a good 'un..................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 33 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Erase the 'j', 'u', 'b' and second 'e'. Jobs a good 'un..................... Don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Don't get it. Feck, I've royally screwed that up. Don't erase the 'b'. Thanks for pointing out my stoopiditee................ Edited May 30, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Books written by Americans that pad out the book with unimportant detail. For example: "We realised the epidemic was getting out of control so I arranged to meet John at the Institute of Biological Research in Annapolis, Maryland. He was dressed in a blue track suit with white trainers, which his wife Judy had bought for Christmas. They had been married for fifteen years after starting off as high school sweethearts. He majored in infectious diseases while she became a nurse. However, their six year old son Bob wasn't interested in medicine at all and wanted to be a baseball player. John and Judy tried their best to take him to games whenever Washington were playing at home and of course when there wasn't an epidemic on the go, such as now." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 A complete hipster dick in the guitar store. I was in getting a partial refund as my Jaguar is on sale ($150 cheaper) and within 45 days of purchase I can claim back the difference.As always I ficher aboot with the guitars for fun (and sometimes to buy), they let you plug into amps as well to check tone etc.This moustachioed penis-waver picks up a guitar, plugs into the biggest amp available and cranks it up. Then spends 15 minutes “showing off” his hammer-on ultra-fast “skills”. All without the ability to actually do it and with an out of tune guitar.And, no, I don’t play STH! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Raidernation said: This moustachioed penis-waver picks up a guitar, plugs into the biggest amp available and cranks it up. Then spends 15 minutes “showing off” his hammer-on ultra-fast “skills”. All without the ability to actually do it and with an out of tune guitar. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Fullerene said: Books written by Americans that pad out the book with unimportant detail. Never read American Psycho. Today's PTTGOYN: Microsoft putting random wee pictures on the search bar in Windows, making me panic that I'd accidentally installed some old-school trojan aimed at bored secretaries. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 BBC breakfast has gone all out Jubilee. Impossible to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 BBC breakfast has gone all out Jubilee. Impossible to watch. Yip. Turned it on there, saw one of them rabbiting on about it. Turned off. King of Queens is on C4 anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Yip. Turned it on there, saw one of them rabbiting on about it. Turned off. King of Queens is on C4 anyway. Stephen Dobbie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Stephen Dobbie? Have you returned from an extended absence from posting, or am I thinking of someone else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, scottsdad said: BBC breakfast has gone all out Jubilee. Impossible to watch. I'm down near Bury just now and the amount of bunting etc is bewildering. I don't understand the mentality tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I'm down near Bury just now and the amount of bunting etc is bewildering. I don't understand the mentality tbh.Bewildered by bunting in Bury? Blame boorish Britannia bawbaggery 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Have you returned from an extended absence from posting, or am I thinking of someone else?Never been away but definitely don't post as much as I used to. Mixture of getting too old for this shit, not having much to say, trying to use phone/devices less etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Swarley said: 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Have you returned from an extended absence from posting, or am I thinking of someone else? Never been away but definitely don't post as much as I used to. Mixture of getting too old for this shit, not having much to say, trying to use phone/devices less etc. And also that your team is shite? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, Swarley said: 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Have you returned from an extended absence from posting, or am I thinking of someone else? Never been away but definitely don't post as much as I used to. Mixture of getting too old for this shit, not having much to say, trying to use phone/devices less etc. You're never too old for this shit - keep posting. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 31 minutes ago, Swarley said: 38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Have you returned from an extended absence from posting, or am I thinking of someone else? Never been away but definitely don't post as much as I used to. Mixture of getting too old for this shit, not having much to say, trying to use phone/devices less etc. Doesn't stop anybody else. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Was there this much of a carry on for the diamond jubilee in 2012? I can't remember there being such a gammon hard on for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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