hearthammer Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: Wtf is this? TBF i was expecting a response (the usual red dot??) from one of your "mates" as you were going away from the forum for the evening. ps, keep track of who's "live" and what topics you've responded to under each personna. There's a guid chap. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 10 hours ago, hearthammer said: TBF i was expecting a response (the usual red dot??) from one of your "mates" as you were going away from the forum for the evening. ps, keep track of who's "live" and what topics you've responded to under each personna. There's a guid chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 31 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: My thanks go to all 3 of you (Its Bulbus in the room at the moment) for the predicted red dots plus your deflective retort -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 There's Brexit for you. Alicante Airport. Queue on the left for passport control is for the Brits. The one on the right is for EU citizens. Most of the people on the right are Brits too stupid to know what's going on. 45 minutes to get through. #fuckBrexit and the wankers that voted for it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 There's Brexit for you. Alicante Airport. Queue on the left for passport control is for the Brits. The one on the right is for EU citizens. Most of the people on the right are Brits too stupid to know what's going on. 45 minutes to get through. #fuckBrexit and the wankers that voted for it Cut your nails 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I P&B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: There's Brexit for you. Alicante Airport. Queue on the left for passport control is for the Brits. The one on the right is for EU citizens. Most of the people on the right are Brits too stupid to know what's going on. 45 minutes to get through. #fuckBrexit and the wankers that voted for it Cut your nails His nails were short before he started queuing. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Going out wi a mate today. Initially said he wouldn't get out till six or seven. Nae bother says I. Il jump on the train and find a pub to watch the FA Cup Final and have a pint. Decides he CAN get out early, offers to pick me up and get train from his.... Do you imagine this is running on time to get the train to where we are going in tike for kick off...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Going out wi a mate today. Initially said he wouldn't get out till six or seven. Nae bother says I. Il jump on the train and find a pub to watch the FA Cup Final and have a pint. Decides he CAN get out early, offers to pick me up and get train from his.... Do you imagine this is running on time to get the train to where we are going in tike for kick off...... Take your own bus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Football commentators who do not know the difference between a flare & a smoke bomb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I've said it before but since it's just happened again, auld c***s that go into a shop with 20 lottery tickets asking the person to check them bonus points for this w****r as when he handed them over he said "pretty sure there is nothing on them but can you check them anyway" the young lad at the counter should've said "naw f**k off there is a big queue behind you, you ignorant twat." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Empty It said: I've said it before but since it's just happened again, auld c***s that go into a shop with 20 lottery tickets asking the person to check them bonus points for this w****r as when he handed them over he said "pretty sure there is nothing on them but can you check them anyway" the young lad at the counter should've said "naw f**k off there is a big queue behind you, you ignorant twat." Guilty M'Lord.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, Empty It said: I've said it before but since it's just happened again, auld c***s that go into a shop with 20 lottery tickets asking the person to check them bonus points for this w****r as when he handed them over he said "pretty sure there is nothing on them but can you check them anyway" the young lad at the counter should've said "naw f**k off there is a big queue behind you, you ignorant twat." I dont do the lottery, but can you not just scan the barcodes on your phone these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Guilty M'Lord..You b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 The fact that this thread is still going................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Leith Green said: I dont do the lottery, but can you not just scan the barcodes on your phone these days? You can scan the QR codes. Or just play it online instead in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 “Wouldn’t you like to know”Aye that’s why I fucking asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 hours ago, The Golden God said: “Wouldn’t you like to know” Aye that’s why I fucking asked. Similarly, "That's for me to know and you to find out." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Empty It said: I've said it before but since it's just happened again, auld c***s that go into a shop with 20 lottery tickets asking the person to check them bonus points for this w****r as when he handed them over he said "pretty sure there is nothing on them but can you check them anyway" the young lad at the counter should've said "naw f**k off there is a big queue behind you, you ignorant twat." Aye. I started saying no, and pointing to the queue behind them. Retail turned me into a right irascible b*****d. 14 hours ago, Leith Green said: I dont do the lottery, but can you not just scan the barcodes on your phone these days? Some folk are just so entitled and lazy that you could have a button on the ticket that announces whether or not they've won anything, and they'd still hand it to someone else to check for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, GordonD said: Similarly, "That's for me to know and you to find out." Invitation to be waterboarded IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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