tamthebam Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: I met my wife playing pool. She grannied my on the first game. I should have taken the hint. You thought she'd been in Hustler when it turns out she was just a hustler? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 I once waited an hour for a game of pool and was grannied without taking a shot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: ^^^grannied by the wife. Melanius enjoys a stogie while Mrs Melanius grannies him.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Just come in off a nightshift and (for a change) my wife is up so I can get to my bed..... Daughter has just thrown a strop because she had decided she was going to set up camp in my bed to watch some shite on her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) Ok, I've just arrived. Potting the black ball on the break, black ball is replaced on the spot and the breaker constitutes (it's a non foul), if the ball has gone (cash game) breaker plays on without the black ball. If anyone wants to dispute this, they are more than welcome outside for a quiet word. As for new rules, old rules. This must be established before every game, with a new player or pub/club. Without doing this and getting caught out is your fault. Naming the pocket for black, is a must in all games, pool is not a game of fluke. Biggest rule, don't play @SlipperyP unless you bring your A game. FACT! Edited May 7, 2022 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 During the week i struggle to get out of bed at 6:30am, all i want to do is pull the covers over me and grab an extra few hours. I think, well i will get a long lie Saturday/Sunday. Then at the weekend i wake up at 7am wide awake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I went for rolls this morning and was delayed in the queue by an orc discussing his travel plans to some game or other to the enthralled shop assistant. I got out the shop into the beginning of an Orange walk. Are these connected? I'm going to live in Carfin Grotto for a few weeks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I went for rolls this morning and was delayed in the queue by an orc discussing his travel plans to some game or other to the enthralled shop assistant Already noticing their assumption that you want to hear all about it creeping in.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Just now, Bairnardo said: Already noticing their assumption that you want to hear all about it creeping in.... I went into the office yesterday and was accosted by a guy I'd never even met before. It went like this... Morning, lovely feeling this morning. Morning. I'd rather be at home. I'm in a great mood. Good for you, I got soaked on the way here. Aye, but after last night eh? This kettle takes ages... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I went into the office yesterday and was accosted by a guy I'd never even met before. It went like this... Morning, lovely feeling this morning. Morning. I'd rather be at home. I'm in a great mood. Good for you, I got soaked on the way here. Aye, but after last night eh? This kettle takes ages... Yeah... I dont care about how hard it is for you to get to Seville m9, or how shit you think it is that Rangers only get 9.5k tickets. You dont even go to Ibrox...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Wait until the "there were more of us in Seville than they had" claims start. Rivetting. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I went into the office yesterday and was accosted by a guy I'd never even met before. It went like this... Morning, lovely feeling this morning. Morning. I'd rather be at home. I'm in a great mood. Good for you, I got soaked on the way here. Aye, but after last night eh? This kettle takes ages... f**k it, 'm going to pay for your ticket & you can come live with me. You and wife will hit off. Then the 19 yo wakes up and it's like an Iraqi war meeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I went for rolls this morning and was delayed in the queue by an orc discussing his travel plans to some game or other to the enthralled shop assistant. I got out the shop into the beginning of an Orange walk. Are these connected? I'm going to live in Carfin Grotto for a few weeks. Are they going to march all the way to Seville? I'll have a pound on them making it to G30 before there is a heart attack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, 101 said: Are they going to march all the way to Seville? I'll have a pound on them making it to G30 before there is a heart attack. They don't seem to have any problems marching when they're wearing the sashes and bowler hats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: They don't seem to have any problems marching when they're wearing the sashes and bowler hats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Wait until the "there were more of us in Seville than they had" claims start. Rivetting. I wonder what is on other channels that rhymes with 'Seville' at the same time the game is on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, buchan30 said: During the week i struggle to get out of bed at 6:30am, all i want to do is pull the covers over me and grab an extra few hours. I think, well i will get a long lie Saturday/Sunday. Then at the weekend i wake up at 7am wide awake. Parklife Edited May 7, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 People walking and watching videos on their phone at same time. Completely, utterly, totally c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 People who say "much" when they should say "many. " I have some time off coming up. " " Really? How much days? " -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 7 hours ago, GordonD said: They don't seem to have any problems marching when they're wearing the sashes and bowler hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.