philpy Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Contestants on tipping point who when trying to get the jackpot, only take 2 counters instead of 3 when they get a question correct. Why?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Contestants on tipping point who when trying to get the jackpot, only take 2 counters instead of 3 when they get a question correct. Why?? Because the questions are easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: Re roadworks. I think its the same everywhere. The LAs seem to give the green light ( ) for them to start all at the same time. It certainly seems to be the case in Inverness. There's never just one set of temporary lights on your journey, there's always two or more. I would think that the Roads Departement have some money left over in this year's budget and want to spend it before it gets taken away from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: I would think that the Roads Departement have some money left over in this year's budget and want to spend it before it gets taken away from them. There's a stretch of road near a Roads Dept depot in Saltcoats that got resurfaced every March for 6 years in a row because they were using up budget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Just about every pavement in Inverness has the same but they were in a right state before. It actually makes it a bit smoother for pushing a wheel chair, on two of the wheels anyway. But at least all the houses now have gas lighting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: DHL are utter b*****ds. Some years ago I was expecting a delivery from them which never arrived. I got an e-mail from them saying the driver had run out of time and would I like to arrange redelivery - e-mail was timed at about half past two in the afternoon. I had work the following day but my neighbour agreed to take it in for me. Got home to find no parcel had arrived. The neighbour couldn't stay in the following day so it seemed my only option was to pick it up myself from the depot. I knew they were based somewhere in West Lothian but they refused to give me the exact address "for security reasons" You're probably banned from Almondvale. Not a bad thing to be really! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 3 hours ago, doulikefish said: Another email today saying that they have my parcel and it's being shipped to the local delivery office so whoever gets 36 Callaway chrome soft golf balls please let me know Got a text at 1254 saying my parcel would be delivered between 1300-1500 and it has arrived so I take it all back Evri are the greatest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 The South Park episodes which show 'best of' clips of that episode beside the credits at the end. Season 10 and onwards, I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 I have done a @Shandon Par Bought a bottle of wine last week. Went to open it last night to find it had a cork in it instead of a screwtop. I didn't have a corkscrew, so put it back. Went to the shop today and got a corkscrew. It was attached to a piece of card by those zip tie things. Cutting the zip ties with a knife, I managed to stab myself in the stomach with the tip of the corkscrew. Drew blood and it feels like someone has punched me in the guts. I should stick to beer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 ^^^^^ Wonderful. A professional academic Falkirk fan and a Dunfermline-supporting alumni of St. Andrews university (allegedly), neither of whom should be allowed near sharp objects or any kind of tools.And yet we allow these maladroits to breed........... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^^ Wonderful. A professional academic Falkirk fan and a Dunfermline-supporting alumni of St. Andrews university (allegedly), neither of whom should be allowed near sharp objects or any kind of tools. And yet we allow these maladroits to breed........... Odds on @scottsdad having been @Shandon Par’s dissertation supervisor at Napier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Odds on @scottsdad having been @Shandon Par’s dissertation supervisor at Napier? A Masters in Self Injury Studies... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Don't knock it. At least the P&B Darwin awards are no longer a 1 horse race. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 21 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^^ Wonderful. A professional academic Falkirk fan and a Dunfermline-supporting alumni of St. Andrews university (allegedly), neither of whom should be allowed near sharp objects or any kind of tools. And yet we allow these maladroits to breed........... I was doing nail gun safety training yesterday. "Now boys and girls, carry the tool by the handle, not like this by the airline, not like this by the nose, not like this by the AIYAHBASTURD!!!!" Blood all uber der platz as I ripped a finger on a nail. Cue much hilarity. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Take down the Ukraine flags immediately. Raise the Harry Maguire flags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Just now, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Take down the Ukraine flags immediately. Raise the Harry Maguire flags. It was actually shared by a Man Utd fan with the caption “class from Spurs” just f**k off with these love ins/standing with people in solidarity shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, throbber said: It was actually shared by a Man Utd fan with the caption “class from Spurs” just f**k off with these love ins/standing with people in solidarity shite. "We stand with 100k+ a week footballer in the face of some folk he's never met making a noise when he kicked the ball." No one should ever go to work and have people going BOOOOO at them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Cutting the zip ties with a knife, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Aaaaargh, b*****ding "energy saving experts" on the radio telling us to "turn the thermostat down" "dont leave the telly on standby" "reduce your shower time" to save £20, ffs.................. w**k 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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