Florentine_Pogen Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: ^^^preferred the written stories in Readers Wives type post IMHO "Well, would you bleedin' well believe it, I'd just stepped out of the shower when the doorbell rang, so I wrapped a towel round meself and ran downstairs to open the door and it was the plumber. I'd called him the day before 'cos my washing machine broke daahn and he said summat about bringing a hose with him......." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: "Well, would you bleedin' well believe it, I'd just stepped out of the shower when the doorbell rang, so I wrapped a towel round meself and ran downstairs to open the door and it was the plumber. I'd called him the day before 'cos my washing machine broke daahn and he said summat about bringing a hose with him......." Alistair Campbell used to write these letters for jazz mags before he became Tony Blair's spin doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 People who have silly accents in their name meaning I have to go and find the right one to type it into an email (or cut and paste it from their name). Today ive had to email back a José and a Véronique. Pain in the arsé. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: People who have silly accents in their name meaning I have to go and find the right one to type it into an email (or cut and paste it from their name). Today ive had to email back a José and a Véronique. Pain in the arsé. Jock and Ronnie mate. Their in are country they can av' are names simple as that. Dont like it leave. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Today ive had to email back a José and a Véronique. Or just Jose and Veronique 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 5 hours ago, Leith Green said: People referring to their boyfriend / girlfriend etc as "my partner" - what? Do you run a business with them ya walloper? Maybe my age, but it right gets on my tits....................... When I hear that phrase I always think that they are telling me they are in a gay relationship or run a lawyers firm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 14 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: This is the one that used to stick in my mind as a kid . Especially as one of my dad's favourite pastimes when I was wee was to take me and my brother a drive around various dry docks to show us what ships he'd been working on. Showing my age but this one means "Beware of Evel Knieval" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Caution, man trying to put up umbrella. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Beware of pickpockets if you're an old git: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Get to a chemist immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: People who have silly accents in their name meaning I have to go and find the right one to type it into an email (or cut and paste it from their name). Today ive had to email back a José and a Véronique. Pain in the arsé. Alt Gr + a, e, i, o or u is the solution you are looking for. Yóú éédgít. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Alt Gr + a, e, i, o or u is the solution you are looking for. Yóú éédgít. Thánks, cúnt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Thíngs yóú'vé léárnéd tódáy thréád fór thís písh! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Alt Gr + a, e, i, o or u is the solution you are looking for. Yóú éédgít. How do you get umlauts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: How do you get umlauts? Visit a German prostitute. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 I call mine "The Bint" © 1982I mind my grans second husband referring to Sharon Stone as “That Bint aff the tele” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 4 hours ago, philpy said: Get to a chemist immediately. My youngest daughter, 4 at the time, clocked a no right turn sign once and asked me why there was a "No Boomerangs sign" on the road. Took until the next time I saw one and she pointed to it again for me to realise what she was on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: I mind my grans second husband referring to Sharon Stone as “That Bint aff the tele” Is her third husband any better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 Is her third husband any better?Never had a 3rd one. After he fell of his perch, that was her until she passed away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 23, 2022 Share Posted March 23, 2022 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: How do you get umlauts? Ä? Not sure how on the forum but Ctrl, Shift and ; followed by the letter does it on Word. Ëäsy ënöügh ön thë ïphönë, though, hold down the letter when you are typing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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