Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Mrs Mullarkey would need to be funny as f**k for this cement chump to be half of a "comedy pair". Imagine going to a swingers party and the Krankies were the only ones there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Imagine going to a swingers party and the Mullarkays were the only ones there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Imagine going to a swingers party and the Krankies were the only ones there. Ok.... How much have I drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 20 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Ok.... How much have I drunk? How much do you normally have before having sex with someone in school uniform? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How much do you normally have before having sex with someone in school uniform? Usually just a dab of Evostik in a crisp packet with a vodka chaser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. 'When we've had a meeting for 3 hours we often come out back into the the open plan office to find one of Ted's hot, steaming shites lying in the middle of the aisle'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: 'When we've had a meeting for 3 hours we often come out back into the the open plan office to find one of Ted's hot, steaming shites lying in the middle of the aisle'. "We all had a great laugh when Ted started humping the Client's leg and spoofed his load all over her tights" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 I thought it was only Shandz that was into casual bestiality. Didn't realise Mullarkey was part of this filthy cabal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Company websites that list dogs as part of the staff. "Ted is the office dog and assists in client liaisons and monitoring deliveries by barking very loudly" Ted will be getting a kick in the balls if he comes near me and tries to sniff my knob. They’re probably more productive than you tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They’re probably more productive than you tbf. Im quite adept at sitting around licking my arse and barking at folk tbqh thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: "We all had a great laugh when Ted started humping the Client's leg and spoofed his load all over her tights" Your jealousy of Ted is quite the sight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Your jealousy of Ted is quite the sight. Yeah well I didnt get a pat on the head and a biscuit when I did that with a Client in a meeting the other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 "We all had a great laugh when Ted started humping the Client's leg and spoofed his load all over her tights"Aye Ted, sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 What the f**k is the world coming to when an apology has to be made for this? https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/60662921 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 What the f**k is the world coming to when an apology has to be made for this? https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/60662921You had better apologise now for that you Fife slag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 One of my lecturers at uni said in an email today “we will be providing general feedback and feedforward” Feed fucking forward. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: What the f**k is the world coming to when an apology has to be made for this? https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/60662921 You had better apologise now for that you Fife slag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: What the f**k is the world coming to when an apology has to be made for this? https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/60662921 They clearly fucked up and, correctly, apologised. Not sure what the issue is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: They clearly fucked up and, correctly, apologised. Not sure what the issue is. The issue is I think many people have taken the word "allow" the completely wrong way. It's not like they've gone and said "WTF is this shit LOLZ". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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