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Folk who wait all of a minute from first meeting you to casually mention that they work for the NHS.

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4 hours ago, JamesP_81 said:

Took me a while to get my head round the fact that when you drive north to Inverness on the Highland main line you arrive into Inverness from the north .

To go from the Caribbean to the Pacific through the Panama canal you go East. 

Geography is broken 

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2 hours ago, JamesP_81 said:

Worth it to see the wee Wendy house in the middle of the loch tho no?!

Lairg's only point of interest or redeeming feature. Seriously, why live there.

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Lairg's only point of interest or redeeming feature. Seriously, why live there.

Drugs.

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1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Got Russia in the sweepstake at work.

Is this for World War Three?

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5 hours ago, GordonD said:

Is this for World War Three?

Knowing my luck I'd get Switzerland in that sweep

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On 10/06/2021 at 22:45, Hedgecutter said:

How when you're driving northbound at the end of the M74, you have to hang left (west) to go east to Stirling.  Similarly, when you're driving from Broughty Ferry into Dundee city centre, you have to hang right (i.e. turn north) to go south over the Tay Bridge.  All very counterintuitive, and I don't like it.

This is a deliberate design ploy in order to limit the number of poor unfortunates who inadvertently find themselves headed to Fife through no fault of their own. This is why there is also a roundabout at the immediate far end of the bridge, i.e. to enable immediate 360's and a swift return to the 21st century.

Edited by Boo Khaki

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11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

Folk who wait all of a minute from first meeting you to casually mention that they work for the NHS.

Vegans who work for the NHS must have internal conflict about which to mention first

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On 10/06/2021 at 13:24, Thorongil said:

I cringe with anger and embarrassment at people who don’t use Apple Pay (or it’s inferior equivalents) when buying things in shops and petrol stations. 

Yet you took that time to add an unnecessary apostrophe?

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8 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Yet you took that time to add an unnecessary apostrophe?

Not really sure how that happened, buddy. 
 

Will be keeping a close eye on your posts and any errors or typos will be seized upon! 😆

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9 hours ago, tamthebam said:

Vegans who work for the NHS must have internal conflict about which to mention first

Especially if they also own the latest iPhone.

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Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces.
Twats.
 
You're thick

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41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces.
Twats.
 

You're thicc

Thanks x

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces.

Twats.

 

It's part of the rebranding of the UK to reflect the way it's all going.

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20 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

'Tartan Army Foot Soldier'

'On manoeuvres' of course.

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces.

Twats.

 

I'm with you here. Get all of that to f**k.

 

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