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We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity.

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We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity.
Wasps are the Nazi's of the bug world, flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh, whereas bees will only sting when they fell their life is threatened.

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Wasps are the Nazi's of the bug world, flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh, whereas bees will only sting when they fell their life is threatened.
"flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh" I wish I could give this belter of a line more greenies.

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Scoring an outside the box bicycle kick on FIFA - in off the post - and the bastirts quit before it has a chance to save. 

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44 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity.

Indeed. Wasps are utter c***s. 

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18 minutes ago, Thorongil said:

Places that don’t sell Coke Zero or Pepsi Max. 

Shoe shops are a c*** for this.

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Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

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1 minute ago, steveffc said:

Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

You're listening to neither an odd nor an even number. Problem solved!

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18 minutes ago, steveffc said:

Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). 

Does it go up in increments that you could count? 

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That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). 
Does it go up in increments that you could count? 
I can only use increments of 5.

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2 minutes ago, MacDuffman said:
9 minutes ago, coprolite said:
That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). 
Does it go up in increments that you could count? 

I can only use increments of 5.

Solid policy. I can tolerate numbers ending in 5 but wouldn't choose them. 

My wife (the cow) deliberately leaves it on 29 or 37.

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Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,
Get a soundbar then you will know the TV volume is at Zero.

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15 hours ago, steveffc said:

Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

turn it all the way down to zero and count up. problem solved

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18 hours ago, steveffc said:

Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

Could be worse, the volume control could be broken.

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18 hours ago, steveffc said:

Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh,

I have to ask - why does it matter? Is it some kind of OCD thing?  Don't the volume numbers show on the screen? Can you ears distinguish odd and even volume - mine can't?  Should they be able to?

I know it's the PTTGOYN thread but I'm intrigued.

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1 hour ago, hk blues said:

I have to ask - why does it matter? Is it some kind of OCD thing?  Don't the volume numbers show on the screen? Can you ears distinguish odd and even volume - mine can't?  Should they be able to?

I know it's the PTTGOYN thread but I'm intrigued.

He wants to turn it up to eleven

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1 hour ago, hk blues said:

I have to ask - why does it matter? Is it some kind of OCD thing?  Don't the volume numbers show on the screen? Can you ears distinguish odd and even volume - mine can't?  Should they be able to?

I know it's the PTTGOYN thread but I'm intrigued.

It's the perfect example of OFTW behaviour. Mrs B is terrible for this, even to the point where she thinks I put it on an odd number deliberately. She and the rest of you who do it need your heid looked at.

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