Boghead ranter Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 4 hours ago, The Golden God said: People who queue at a mobbed bar, then decide to ask their pals what they want once they’ve started to get served, surely in the 10 minutes you’ve been waiting you could’ve decided what you wanted to drink. Inspired by some random woman tonight who had a full on conference at the bar beside me when it was 3 deep. The staff hate you, the punters hate you, God hates you and your own mother does aswell. Is it the Friday before christmas already? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’ve rediscovered a love for baseball caps recently. Matched to my piratey complexion it gives me the look of someone likely to rob you then drive off in a battered pickup truck. Saw a guy the other day, probably late 20s, wearing a baseball cap back to front. What a stupid look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Saw a guy the other day, probably late 20s, wearing a baseball cap back to front. What a stupid look. That’s the sort of look big weightlifters and incels go for. I’m looking forward to it getting colder so I can wear my toorie all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 That’s the sort of look big weightlifters and incels go for. I’m looking forward to it getting colder so I can wear my toorie all the time.Whats a toorie? Im interested in getting a bandana for the gym. I think maybe a Mexican one like JCC used to wear. Think i would consider that for the school run too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 10 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: You'd be as well just wearing a t-shirt saying "I'm a nonce" No, there's only one hat that makes you look like a nonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s the sort of look big weightlifters and incels go for. I’m looking forward to it getting colder so I can wear my toorie all the time. Whats a toorie? Im interested in getting a bandana for the gym. I think maybe a Mexican one like JCC used to wear. Think i would consider that for the school run too. Stopped wearing bandanas as felt they were rubbing my hair away. I do like them though. A toorie is just a cosy hat, like a beanie or wool hat of some sort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 30 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s the sort of look big weightlifters and incels go for. I’m looking forward to it getting colder so I can wear my toorie all the time. Whats a toorie? Im interested in getting a bandana for the gym. I think maybe a Mexican one like JCC used to wear. Think i would consider that for the school run too. ^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: ^^^ Tinted shades. Great shout. Further hints of psychopathic tendencies there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 I still think the pickelhaube should make a comeback. And it would protect you from seagulls swooping to nick your chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: They really are odious knuckledragging scum. The dregs of society. a real weird bunch, i know of one who was a father figure to a young catholic boy who's dad died when he was very young, they lived in the same street and it was already a very friendly and neighbourly relationship that was enhanced by the sad passing of the young fella's dad, when the mum died many years later, the orangeman was the very noticeable omission from the chapel service, only appearing at the graveyard, seems like they've mellowed a bit since wattie's maw passed away. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAYQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishnews.com%2Fnews%2Fnorthernirelandnews%2F2019%2F03%2F27%2Fnews%2Fwelcome-as-scottish-orangemen-jettison-rule-prohibiting-members-from-entering-catholic-churches-1583467%2F&usg=AOvVaw2oKSZ_G8u0rl4VFB8yYMqM and this in fighting surprised me more than when i found out the alphabet soup LGBT crowd don't actually like each other either. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAcQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.impartialreporter.com%2Fnews%2F13866532.mass-rule-is-lsquodestroying-the-orange-orderrsquo%2F&usg=AOvVaw0HpxGG-64RnoE0fnGglC4K 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Meldrew said: a real weird bunch, i know of one who was a father figure to a young catholic boy who's dad died when he was very young, they lived in the same street and it was already a very friendly and neighbourly relationship that was enhanced by the sad passing of the young fella's dad, when the mum died many years later, the orangeman was the very noticeable omission from the chapel service, only appearing at the graveyard, seems like they've mellowed a bit since wattie's maw passed away. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAYQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishnews.com%2Fnews%2Fnorthernirelandnews%2F2019%2F03%2F27%2Fnews%2Fwelcome-as-scottish-orangemen-jettison-rule-prohibiting-members-from-entering-catholic-churches-1583467%2F&usg=AOvVaw2oKSZ_G8u0rl4VFB8yYMqM and this in fighting surprised me more than when i found out the alphabet soup LGBT crowd don't actually like each other either. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAcQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.impartialreporter.com%2Fnews%2F13866532.mass-rule-is-lsquodestroying-the-orange-orderrsquo%2F&usg=AOvVaw0HpxGG-64RnoE0fnGglC4K "We're not the Orange Order, we're the Order of Orange. Bloody splitters.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Meldrew said: a real weird bunch, i know of one who was a father figure to a young catholic boy who's dad died when he was very young, they lived in the same street and it was already a very friendly and neighbourly relationship that was enhanced by the sad passing of the young fella's dad, when the mum died many years later, the orangeman was the very noticeable omission from the chapel service, only appearing at the graveyard, seems like they've mellowed a bit since wattie's maw passed away. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAYQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishnews.com%2Fnews%2Fnorthernirelandnews%2F2019%2F03%2F27%2Fnews%2Fwelcome-as-scottish-orangemen-jettison-rule-prohibiting-members-from-entering-catholic-churches-1583467%2F&usg=AOvVaw2oKSZ_G8u0rl4VFB8yYMqM and this in fighting surprised me more than when i found out the alphabet soup LGBT crowd don't actually like each other either. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj0gpLzlYjzAhXxoFwKHZfyB3IQFnoECAcQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.impartialreporter.com%2Fnews%2F13866532.mass-rule-is-lsquodestroying-the-orange-orderrsquo%2F&usg=AOvVaw0HpxGG-64RnoE0fnGglC4K What's the point then? I hate Catholics and might've joined, but I won't bother now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: "We're not the Orange Order, we're the Order of Orange. Bloody splitters.." I still laugh at how Scotland has the Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland, i.e. the 'Wee Wee Frees'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 I presume these buggers must schedule their marches years in advance. Pity as you can imagine the seethe if they got a reply from the Council "sorry, you can't march next 12th July. We already granted an application for a march on that day from Roman Catholics for Scottish Independence..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's the point then? I hate Catholics and might've joined, but I won't bother now. its the young uns, they ruin everything with their mixing and shit, and don't get me started about non denominational schools, that oor billy winching some lassie called fitzpatrick ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Meldrew said: its the young uns, they ruin everything with their mixing and shit, and don't get me started about non denominational schools, that oor billy winching some lassie called fitzpatrick ffs. I now have a disturbing image of a Bluenose going out with Tony Fitzpatrick... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 New Order > Orange Order 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: New Order > Orange Order "Blue Monday" would be acceptable to the bigots. "Be a rebel"? perhaps not 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 New Order > Orange OrderBizarre (Cross Community) Love Triangle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: New Order > Orange Order *Orange Juice > Orange Order *Edwyn Collins variety, not the liquid extract of the orange tree fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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