BFTD Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Play some music”? How vague is that? That's the kind of shit you'd expect to read on the Irritating Partners thread, followed by an hour of, "no, not that". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Play some music”? How vague is that? Somewhat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: And, I shit ye not, I put on some headphones and asked Alexa "play some music" and this is what I got FML Voice recognition is still imperfect. Alexa heard "play scum music" 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Get Foundry Loan reopened for f**k sake This. Post of the day. Edit : though, according to the signs, it's Foundary Loan that's closed. We must be imagining the pain in the arse that Foundry Loan being closed is. Edited August 29, 2021 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 29/08/2021 at 00:04, jamamafegan said: Not in Inverness they don’t. I put the brown bin out here having forgotten about the requirement for a permit. When I realised, I couldn’t be arsed taking it back in because it weighed a ton. I watched as the bin lorry arrived. Boy goes to take my bin away and I’m thinking jackpot - until his colleague goes “no no!” and points at the out of date permit. Gutted. I then had to drag this bin that weighed the same as a baby elephant back into the garden. I can concur with this. The exact same thing happened to me. I mean its £45 a year for a permit. Just fucking pay it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Forgot to shut the freezer door right last night, third time this year. Mrs not too impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 32 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Forgot to shut the freezer door right last night, third time this year. Mrs not too impressed. Have to dispose of the bodies sooner than planned, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Sitting in a room with 2 other people, it's completely silent other than one lassie slowly crunching on a polo. I'm absolutely seething at her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Forgot to shut the freezer door right last night, third time this year. Mrs not too impressed. Leave a couple of cans of coke in there tonight. Bound to cheer her up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: Sitting in a room with 2 other people, it's completely silent other than one lassie slowly crunching on a polo. I'm absolutely seething at her. I was in a hospital waiting room last year with the wife and there was a Chinese guy sat behind us doing what sounded like trying to hack up a massive greener every 2 minutes for about 20 minutes. I wasn't impressed but the missus was losing the plot, constantly turning round to give him the death stare but not one f**k was given by this guy. I'm guessing wherever he came from it isn't considered particularly bad manners or indeed absolutely minging to be doing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I was in a hospital waiting room last year with the wife and there was a Chinese guy sat behind us doing what sounded like trying to hack up a massive greener every 2 minutes for about 20 minutes. I wasn't impressed but the missus was losing the plot, constantly turning round to give him the death stare but not one f**k was given by this guy. I'm guessing wherever he came from it isn't considered particularly bad manners or indeed absolutely minging to be doing that. That sounds worse to be fair. Utterly disgusting behaviour which I've witnessed a few times. Sitting in a rec room at work not that long ago and some boy sooking his snotters up his nose every few minutes. Not a single f*ck given by the boy which is admirable in a way, if totally minging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Have to dispose of the bodies sooner than planned, then? He can refreeze them so long as he remembers they're inedible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I was in a hospital waiting room last year with the wife and there was a Chinese guy sat behind us doing what sounded like trying to hack up a massive greener every 2 minutes for about 20 minutes. I wasn't impressed but the missus was losing the plot, constantly turning round to give him the death stare but not one f**k was given by this guy. I'm guessing wherever he came from it isn't considered particularly bad manners or indeed absolutely minging to be doing that. Why didn't she simply ask the guy to stop rather than being passive-aggressive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I was in a hospital waiting room last year with the wife and there was a Chinese guy sat behind us doing what sounded like trying to hack up a massive greener every 2 minutes for about 20 minutes. I wasn't impressed but the missus was losing the plot, constantly turning round to give him the death stare but not one f**k was given by this guy. I'm guessing wherever he came from it isn't considered particularly bad manners or indeed absolutely minging to be doing that. Why didn't she simply ask the guy to stop rather than being passive-aggressive? How do you reckon she should have gone about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dee Man said: How do you reckon she should have gone about that? Launch the Second Opium War 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 43 minutes ago, Dee Man said: How do you reckon she should have gone about that? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 How do you reckon she should have gone about that?Saying "Excuse me, but that noise is very irritating. Do you mind stopping it, or perhaps going to the bathroom to sort it out?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 I was in a hospital waiting room last year with the wife and there was a Chinese guy sat behind us doing what sounded like trying to hack up a massive greener every 2 minutes for about 20 minutes. I wasn't impressed but the missus was losing the plot, constantly turning round to give him the death stare but not one f**k was given by this guy. I'm guessing wherever he came from it isn't considered particularly bad manners or indeed absolutely minging to be doing that. How unimpressed can you really be, lying unconscious awaiting the smelling salts for the umpteenth time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: How do you reckon she should have gone about that? Saying "Excuse me, but you're making a noise like you're pulling a plunger out of a wallaby's arse, cut it out you drongo!" FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: How do you reckon she should have gone about that? Saying "Excuse me, but that noise is very irritating. Do you mind stopping it, or perhaps going to the bathroom to sort it out?" Then how would you have dealt with it if he'd said, "Get fucked and mind your own business you cheeky c**t"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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