Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 That literally just set me off for another spew there. Proper teary-eyed boak and the last of what I managed to eat earlier now gone. Thanks.Drinking a warm can of Fruh Kolsch thats been used as an ashtray Dogshit. The smell you sometimes get off drains in hit places like Magaluf. Fish guts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 25 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Proper teary-eyed boak and the last of what I managed to eat earlier now gone. Thanks. 33 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: You're welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Drinking a warm can of Fruh Kolsch thats been used as an ashtray Dogshit. The smell you sometimes get off drains in hit places like Magaluf. Fish guts CONGEALED CHIP PAN FAT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Bollocks to that. I've got a hangover like f**k and my stomach keeps churning. I can't focus on watching or playing anything and if I lie down I can't sleep. this video: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 The schedule in iPlayer automatically opens up on yesterday's schedule and I need to scroll up for today's. I don't need yesterdays schedule, if its an old show I'll search by name or more likely it's already on my suggested/last watched etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Had a little pasta and some salad watching Train wrecked. Seeing John Cena in the buff almost had me spewing again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Echo/Alexa throwing in shite like "btw, did you know I can tell you a short story. Would you like me to tell you a short story whilst you wait?", which is the last thing I want whilst attending to the grill, oven, air fryer and drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Had a little pasta and some salad watching Train wrecked. Seeing John Cena in the buff almost had me spewing again. John Cena vomiting into your mouth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 John Cena vomiting into your mouth Oh come on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 39 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Echo/Alexa throwing in shite like "btw, did you know I can tell you a short story. Would you like me to tell you a short story whilst you wait?", which is the last thing I want whilst attending to the grill, oven, air fryer and drinks. Your own fault for allowing one of those things in your house. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: John Cena vomiting into your mouth Oh come on! Well if you feel up to it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: John Cena in the buff Wid. 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: John Cena vomiting into your mouth Wid not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Wid. Wid not. At least be getting the money up front next time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Wid not. I'm not really a fan of this I have standards The Naitch, tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 People complaining about the Catholic Church allowing fuckface Johnson to get married in a Catholic ceremony. If you want to complain about things the Catholic Church has and is doing it’s pretty far down the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 ^^ Granny Knoxville. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Get the brass neck on this c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Peter Grant said: ^^ Granny Knoxville. Hi, I'm Granny Knoxville, and you're reading a Jackass. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Div Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 On 28/05/2021 at 14:03, Peter Grant said: On username changes, P&B’s “Dave” @DivMcDonald was on Radio Scotland earlier. He politely never once said “IT’S DIV NOT DAVE” to the presenter. Or is it Dave when he’s hanging with more respectable people? I have a confusing life. At work I get called Dave. In the house I get called David. Everywhere else I get called Div. It's no wonder I'm a mess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, Div said: I have a confusing life. At work I get called Dave. In the house I get called David. Everywhere else I get called Div. It's no wonder I'm a mess. I'm guessing that's because you're always in trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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