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14 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Been off of it for a while now, tbh. Certainly not recently enough to cause this. I've been under a lot of stress recently and the headaches come back last night (been awful today) and I strangely feel a lot 'lighter' after this. All cleaned up and appears to have stopped, will need to keep an eye on it though. 

Keep me in your prayers. x

Edit : RIP Mole Gallagher tshirt. :(

Stick a tampon up your nose.

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Alli I used to get nosebleeds like that all the time at the most inconvenient of times like at work/school, on nights out, once during a job interview and one time on a city link bus when I had nothing but a beanie had to clean myself with. I would often wonder how I could lose that much blood that often and not at least pass out, genuinely litres of blood would be shed each time. One time when I wasn’t long seeing my current gf I started bleeding profusely on her forehead when I was mid stroke and rather than give up I ran to the toilet and stuffed my nose with a bit of bog roll and carried on like nothing had happened until I reached the finish line and it had oozed out all over both of us. I ended up getting cauterised in 2011 which has its benefits but my day to day life has certainly got less exciting since.

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I had what the on-call doctor referred to as an "anal nosebleed" once. Apparently not serious and people get them all the time.

Doesn't help much to know that when you go to flush the lavvy and it looks like Leatherface has tried to force his latest victim down your u-bend.

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1 hour ago, throbber said:

One time when I wasn’t long seeing my current gf I started bleeding profusely on her forehead when I was mid stroke and rather than give up I ran to the toilet and stuffed my nose with a bit of bog roll and carried on like nothing had happened until I reached the finish line and it had oozed out all over both of us. 

jack black wtf GIF

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4 minutes ago, throbber said:

Certainly one to tell the grandkids.I don’t think stress or anything mental health related causes nosebleeds either it’s all about blood vessels.

There are clear links between high blood pressure, negative emotions and even depression.

200 guineas please.

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Just now, Sergeant Wilson said:

There are clear links between high blood pressure, negative emotions and even depression.

200 guineas please.

Well this wasn’t the case in 2011 when I got cauterised. I had gone to various gps through the 00’s and was basically told that getting the problem fixed was very difficult as you would need to be admitted to a ENT specialist as j was having a nose bleed so they could know which vessels were causing the problem so I stuck it out for years until it genuinely got unbearable and I had to seek direct consultation with a specialist who took one look up my beak and said he could see the vessels that may be causing the issue and stuck a small stick up my nose for 2 seconds and I have had maybe 3 nosebleeds since.

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Just now, throbber said:

Well this wasn’t the case in 2011 when I got cauterised. I had gone to various gps through the 00’s and was basically told that getting the problem fixed was very difficult as you would need to be admitted to a ENT specialist as j was having a nose bleed so they could know which vessels were causing the problem so I stuck it out for years until it genuinely got unbearable and I had to seek direct consultation with a specialist who took one look up my beak and said he could see the vessels that may be causing the issue and stuck a small stick up my nose for 2 seconds and I have had maybe 3 nosebleeds since.

I'll put another stick up your nose.

Gratis

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2 hours ago, BFTD said:

I had what the on-call doctor referred to as an "anal nosebleed" once. Apparently not serious and people get them all the time.

Doesn't help much to know that when you go to flush the lavvy and it looks like Leatherface has tried to force his latest victim down your u-bend.

"Anal nosebleed" = burst piles

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29 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

"Anal nosebleed" = burst piles

Literally, yeah. Our intestinal tract is full of haemorrhoids, without which it wouldn't function properly. Occasionally one will fill up with blood and stretch over time, getting bigger and bigger until...pop, usually when things are moving (thankfully). Normally completely harmless.

It's amazing what you learn while a doctor's using you like a sock puppet.

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Having your 79 year old maw to stay with you because she is off her feet is something else. 

Always remember that one day you will get constantly corrected by your offspring about stuff that you knew once but have since forgotten and will get extremely stroppy about being reminded about taking pain relief only every four hours and accuse said offspring of bullying you. 

The onset of dementia is no picnic in the park. 

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1 hour ago, BFTD said:

Literally, yeah. Our intestinal tract is full of haemorrhoids, without which it wouldn't function properly. Occasionally one will fill up with blood and stretch over time, getting bigger and bigger until...pop, usually when things are moving (thankfully). Normally completely harmless.

It's amazing what you learn while a doctor's using you like a sock puppet.

Are you sure he was a doc?

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6 hours ago, throbber said:

The Tesco extra in Musselburgh has a big sign that says hello at the door closest to the car park then below it has a sign saying no entry. 

Noticed that today. Rather amusing people walking in that door only to quickly realise their mistake 😂

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48 minutes ago, 101 said:

Are you sure he was a doc?

The wife asked the same thing when I got back.

It was pretty late, the health centre was empty, and I've never seen him again, so it's possible I got fisted by one of the residents of the attached mental health facility.

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32 minutes ago, BFTD said:

The wife asked the same thing when I got back.

It was pretty late, the health centre was empty, and I've never seen him again, so it's possible I got fisted by one of the residents of the attached mental health facility.

Where was it 12 months of social distancing means anything is welcome :lol:

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