The Moonster Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Audi driver... Deserve all you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Audi driver... Deserve all you get. I should have added the caveat that obviously all Audi drivers are idiots by definition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Booked my car in for a service on Monday and went to drop it off today. Apparently, I'm an idiot for assuming that this meant that my service had actually been booked when I turned up today. According to them it "Clearly says in the email to wait for you booking to be confirmed." I'll let P&B judge what the main message of this email was: Clearly your service was confirmed and not the booking for your service. I booked a service online at a halfords autocentre about a week in advance. When i turned up, one of the builders working in the empty shell explained it had been closed for a few weeks since the roof caved in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Audi driver... Deserve all you get. The jealousy seeping out of every pore. 16 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Today comes and goes without an appearance from Hotpoint, despite texts saying the engineer was minutes away at one point. Then get a call from their service centre to say the engineer cancelled the job as he didn’t have the parts, despite the one last week saying he had the parts and would pass them on to the engineer. Even if he didn’t have them, surely you check what job you’re going to and make sure you have the parts before you arrive ffs. They’ll contact me in 3-4 working days to rearrange as the part no longer is held in stock by them. So what did the c**t last week have in the van then?! I’m absolutely fucking seething at how useless this company are. Disgraceful service. More on this. I’ve looked online and it appears everyone is currently getting as shit a service with some waiting months for repairs to actually get sorted. I’m now strongly considering cancelling the direct debit repair plan I had to set up for the initial call, booking a local company to have a look and letting Hotpoint chase me for any money. They’ve only actually attended 2 of the 4 appointments booked now, and neither time fixed anything. My head has entered orbit it’s so far gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Booked my car in for a service on Monday and went to drop it off today. Apparently, I'm an idiot for assuming that this meant that my service had actually been booked when I turned up today. According to them it "Clearly says in the email to wait for you booking to be confirmed." I'll let P&B judge what the main message of this email was: "You'll receive confirmation of your booking within the next 48 hours" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Booked my car in for a service on Monday and went to drop it off today. Apparently, I'm an idiot for assuming that this meant that my service had actually been booked when I turned up today. According to them it "Clearly says in the email to wait for you booking to be confirmed." I'll let P&B judge what the main message of this email was: When I lived down that way I'd have taken in to Rude Bimmers or Rude Mercs in Bethnal Green. Think they shut about 15 years ago though. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The jealousy seeping out of every pore. More on this. I’ve looked online and it appears everyone is currently getting as shit a service with some waiting months for repairs to actually get sorted. I’m now strongly considering cancelling the direct debit repair plan I had to set up for the initial call, booking a local company to have a look and letting Hotpoint chase me for any money. They’ve only actually attended 2 of the 4 appointments booked now, and neither time fixed anything. My head has entered orbit it’s so far gone. To be honest i'm rooting for hotpoint here. Excellent wummery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The jealousy seeping out of every pore. More on this. I’ve looked online and it appears everyone is currently getting as shit a service with some waiting months for repairs to actually get sorted. I’m now strongly considering cancelling the direct debit repair plan I had to set up for the initial call, booking a local company to have a look and letting Hotpoint chase me for any money. They’ve only actually attended 2 of the 4 appointments booked now, and neither time fixed anything. My head has entered orbit it’s so far gone. I had felt real empathy for your Hotpoint situation but since you've outed yourself as an Audi driver, this is the point where we throw our heads back in laughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, coprolite said: To be honest i'm rooting for hotpoint here. Excellent wummery. 15 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I had felt real empathy for your Hotpoint situation but since you've outed yourself as an Audi driver, this is the point where we throw our heads back in laughter. Absolutely disgusting from you both. I’m having a torrid time here having to physically wash my dishes by hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Absolutely disgusting from you both. I’m having a torrid time here having to physically wash my dishes by hand. Paper plates are the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Absolutely disgusting from you both. I’m having a torrid time here having to physically wash my dishes by hand. Send the dishes round here mate, my Hotpoint dishwasher is running like a dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I have a nice shiny new dishwasher i my nice shiny new apartment. No idea if it works because I'm a sad, lonely old man that only ever has one plate/cup/knife/fork etc to wash other than the occasional pan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I cant believe anyone having the audacity to complain about hotpoint when their house remains un-razed. That's not a given when you buy appliances from them. Be grateful for everyday your dishwasher doesnt torch your entire world IMO. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Gus Setsniffer said: Is the one in the middle wearing the Rangers third kit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Is the one in the middle wearing the Rangers third kit? Old photo. That'll be Wag-horn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Is the one in the middle wearing the Rangers third kit? Maybe, its a fans favourite, a nod and a thank you to the wonderful dutch players they've had, nothing more than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: I have a nice shiny new dishwasher i my nice shiny new apartment. No idea if it works because I'm a sad, lonely old man that only ever has one plate/cup/knife/fork etc to wash other than the occasional pan. ^^^probably doesn't wash them every time either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 6 hours ago, TheScarf said: That darts Player from Huntly, John Henderson, who's nickname is Highlander. Presumably because it starts with the same letter as his surname. It's maybe because he looks like a greedy, gammon Fermer c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 7 hours ago, The Moonster said: Audi driver... Deserve all you get. Car Mechanic:"These indicators are in mint condition. It's as if they've never been used since the car left the factory..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 10 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Companies which really stretch the limit of "Highland" when marketing their products. Like a well known spring water company based south of Perth and which gets its water from the Ochils. Or a fine single malt that comes from Orkney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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