Hedgecutter Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Folk you don't know calling you "sweetheart". Urgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk you don't know calling you "sweetheart". Urgh. I'd call you something more appropriate, sweetcheeks...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: The usual thing- give something like this to a celebrity and you get a bit of kudos for your organisation. It has to be the right celebrity of course. I mean you wouldn't hand out an FRSE to, say, Gazza. Wark is a safe in that she's a) Scottish b) fairly clever and c) probably votes the same as the Royal Society of Edinburgh's members. I have the same thoughts as yours above every New Years/Birthday honours e.g. why has Wayne Wayne of English FC got an OBE for Services to Football when he's a millionaire and has never had to pick dugshite and junkies needies off a blaze pitch. Wayne Wayne got an OBE because he's Engurlaands top scorer and also the top scorer of the biggest club on this lump of rock, picking up dugshite and needles has nothing to do with football, and i don't know if you can get an OBE for services to refuge collection 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Gus Setsniffer said: Wayne Wayne got an OBE because he's Engurlaands top scorer and also the top scorer of the biggest club on this lump of rock, picking up dugshite and needles has nothing to do with football, You've never played Sunday amateur football..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: You've never played Sunday amateur football..... naw i was half decent, i played on a saturday. Edited November 28, 2020 by Gus Setsniffer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. Unfortunate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 [mention=1679]TheScarf[/mention], Huawei are your friend. If you're not that bothered by a plethora of apps being unavailable a new one will be great. If you are, get the mate20 Pro. I regret taking this upgrade and selling that. It should have been the other way around. This, I have the p30 Pro.Has fantastic battery life (has an ultra charge that if in need of a quick boost will take 30 mins to get to 70% from dead)Still has the Google app store too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Received an email last night to advise that I was a Euromillions winner! Needless to say I was absolutely buzzing. I was already thinking about what I'd spend the money on but I knew no matter how rich I was I'd stay humble. I did however get a bit over excited and called my boss to tell her to shove the job up her arse. Not a problem really as I'm a newly affluent lottery winner. Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Bert's colleagues hearing he's resigned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Bert's colleagues hearing he's resigned. They'll miss my input in our monthly Zoom call when I'm sitting in my boxers and have one eye on the latest episode of Judge Judy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Secret fucking Santa. Despite telling them I wanted no part in it they put my name in the hat anyway and did the draw on my day off so I pretty much have to go along with it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: On 26/11/2020 at 14:43, DiegoDiego said: Secret fucking Santa. Despite telling them I wanted no part in it they put my name in the hat anyway and did the draw on my day off so I pretty much have to go along with it now. Somebody is going to get a jobby in a box from Santa... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 26/11/2020 at 14:43, DiegoDiego said: Secret fucking Santa. Give the guy a break, he only comes once a year. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Give the guy a break, he only comes once a year. But when he comes, he fills your stockings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 But when he comes, he fills your stockings. You mean an old creepy b*****d that goes into childrens bedrooms, whilst they are sleeping, and empties his never-ending magic sack into their stockings?OFTW there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: But when he comes, he fills your stockings. Has he been saving it up all year? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, weirdcal said: You mean an old creepy b*****d that goes into childrens bedrooms, whilst they are sleeping, and empties his never-ending magic sack into their stockings? OFTW there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Going to click on the Liz Hurley thread only for the screen to jump a nano second before I touch it and ending up on the fucking Word Association thread. A difficult w**k that one. Difficult but not impossible? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Football pundits starting a sentence with “listen” (Billy Dodds) or “look” (Mikey Stewart). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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