Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, The Golden God said: People shouting ‘Call an Ambulance’ in tv shows/films rather than just calling the Ambulance themselves. American TV asking for someone to "call a bus". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I always knew you were full of piss.... [emoji14]Not anymore he isnae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 04/10/2020 at 22:46, tamthebam said: I booked a B&B once in York, about 15 years ago, quite a nice place with friendly folk. I met the wife of the owner who was welcoming and the breakfast was good. It wasn't until I was leaving that I saw the name of the owner: Marco Gabbiadini He was a tasty player with York and Derby in his time but there were no football pictures on the walls or anything that would have led you to believe he'd been a footballer. He was actually quite a quiet chap. Anyway the name of it escapes me but I'd recommend Marco Gabbiadini's B&B if it's still going. Ahhh, that’ll be The Roker Makkum Stadium of Light Guest House 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 10 hours ago, heedthebaa said: IT was cheap broTher, I jusT canT help iT Is that your main criteria picking something to drink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is that your main criteria picking something to drink? Heed is the 8 Ace of Berwickshire... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 YouTube is full of people who've picked up bewildering pronunciations. Just watched a video where a lad spent the entire thing referring to the colour "baydge". Parents should still be allowed to slap their weans around for this kind of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Boomers who bang on about guineas and shillings, expecting it to mean something to anybody under the age of 40. More so when they expect this but can't even give a rough figure of their value in modern day terms. I say this as I just had a conversation with one talking about "kids just now who want 20p whilst guising when we would get a shilling if we were really lucky, which is only 5 (new) pence today". I tried to explain that you can't compare the value of 5p now to 5p then, and got the reply "no, they're worth exactly the same". Even at 20p, I would presume that would only buy you the novelty of an egg running down your door or window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Urinals that start flushing before you've finished. Just fucking wait a minute! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Urinals that start flushing before you've finished. Just fucking wait a minute! Public toilets generally. Especially the perenial piss puddle at the front of every urinal on Earth! ETA. Better that than what a woman has to go through. How they can walk straight in after someone is beyond me. Edited October 11, 2020 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 The disappointment when you ask for anything using coke / lemonade at a bar and they pull out an unchilled 2L plastic bottle rather than use a soda gun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: Public toilets generally. Especially the perenial piss puddle at the front of every urinal on Earth! ETA. Better that than what a woman has to go through. How they can walk straight in after someone is beyond me. Some can't. Some insist on going home if the pub toilet doesn't meet her exacting requirements and someone like that might get told to get a fucking taxi herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Watched Schemers at the DCA. A solid 7 out of 10, but cannot for the life of me understand why professional Scottish actors cannot do a Dundee accent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Some can't. Some insist on going home if the pub toilet doesn't meet her exacting requirements and someone like that might get told to get a fucking taxi herself. Infuriating things "some people's partners" do thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Infuriating things "some people's partners" do thread for this pish She's nothing if not multidimensional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 53 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Watched Schemers at the DCA. A solid 7 out of 10, but cannot for the life of me understand why professional Scottish actors cannot do a Dundee accent Eh Ken min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, philpy said: Eh Ken min. Part Dundee/ part Aberdeen (Brechin / wannabee Aberdeen) pish thread etc for this 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: Dundee accent 47 minutes ago, philpy said: Eh Ken min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Was it meant to read "Eh ken, mink"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: The ubiquity of the term 'data scientist'. It's like saying someone is a legal lawyer or a money accountant or a vegetables grocer. It's just a tautological way of saying the same thing twice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 The ubiquity of the term 'data scientist'. It's like saying someone is a legal lawyer or a money accountant or a vegetables grocer.It’s to distinguish from Data Engineering 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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