Shotgun Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 I can't find it online but I think it was Anthony Bourdain who said "A heroin addict will steal your TV then try to make you feel guilty for not giving it to them in the first place." They're simply thinking of nothing other than their next fix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2020 10 hours ago, philpy said: Went to a place in portobello for a meal tonight, they are doing food and soft drinks for free on a Thursday, but there is an "honesty box" where the money goes to a homeless foodbank charity, and about 20 mins before we went in, some absolute fucking lowlife stole the box, with nearly £500 in it. Fucking scummy c***s. Just one more thing, Mr Philpy. How do you know there was nearly £500 in it? 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Just one more thing, Mr Philpy. How do you know there was nearly £500 in it? He's a pyskick don't you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: He's a pyskick don't you know? "Im getting the words, for f**k sake its quarter to 5, you expect me to serve you now?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: Sit in a Sheriff Court one day (when they reopen) and you'll learn addicts will steal anything that isn't nailed down. A lawyer pal represented a guy who nicked 50 packets of tights- it was just the first thing he grabbed before skedaddling Maybe he was planning 100 bank raids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 43 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe he was a massive pervert FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Glad they left some staff on site to keep an eye on the till. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. Two man job there. The crow did the spotting and sent in the mug to collect the prize. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. Needs some Benny Hill music. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. That is shocking. The state of those socks with those shorts and trainers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: That is shocking. The state of those socks with those shorts and trainers. You lecturing somebody on fashion?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Puffins. My house now has another puffin in it (not real ones, just pictures etc). This started because we got a picture of some puffins for the living room and somebody got my other half a puffin cuddly toy because "we saw your picture and thought you liked puffins". Then came the fridge magnets. Then came another picture as a birthday present... and so on. Thing is, neither of us actually care for them yet our home is hoaching with Fratercula arctica. I'm thinking about banning new people from the house in case they get the wrong idea and continue to add to this puffin parliament. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 3 hours ago, philpy said: They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, bennett said: Needs some Benny Hill music. Beat me to it. Edited September 11, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 6 hours ago, philpy said: They've just put the camera footage up. While I say the t was wrong, it was a bit of a silly place to leave it. That's right beside a Main walkway at porty. Boy looked homeless so at least it’s gone to a good home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 I love how the guys at the end think they've got any chance catching up with a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I love how the guys at the end think they've got any chance catching up with a bike. My favourite bit is the accomplice looking in the box at the very start before flying off to tell his mate its worth stealing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Films/programmes in which characters say "can we have a word in private?" only to walk 6ft away and have the conversation in what would be full hearing distance in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 (edited) Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" is overrated. It's ok, but people seem to masterbate themselves furiously over it. Normally wanky wee hipster knitted-hat wearing fannies. Edited September 12, 2020 by Stellaboz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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