Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So it could even be bothered to stay alive? Fucking useless. If it could've been bothered putting two paws on the steering thingmy it might've got on a bit better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If it could've been bothered putting two paws on the steering thingmy it might've got on a bit better. Probably wearing a space helmet might have helped it stay alive as well. Stupid dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I wonder if Smudger would tie up Biggie before heading into Spar for some snacks? Aldis closes for half an hour to let him take whatever he wants. Like supermarket sweep. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 56 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If it could've been bothered putting two paws on the steering thingmy it might've got on a bit better. The dog knows he's not coming back, it's sad, the look of hopeless despair on his face. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Her face. But yes, it's fucking sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedgecutter Posted July 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 19, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Aldis closes for half an hour to let him take whatever he wants. Like supermarket sweep. They got fed up of constantly dragging it through the courts. Edited July 19, 2020 by Hedgecutter 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 46 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: They got fed up of constantly dragging it through the courts. fucking brilliant Hedgie. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Harsh, they just had too many. Not when the holiday was over they didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: They got fed up of constantly dragging it through the courts. I wish my arsehole cat would eat £1.89 cat food. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, bennett said: I wish my arsehole cat would eat £1.89 cat food. I'm not very well educated on cats, but that's certainly a breed I've never heard of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If it could've been bothered putting two paws on the steering thingmy it might've got on a bit better. I have a friend who is genuinely an Astrophysicist, he goes to NASA to give lectures on space shizz, he called one of his cats Laika, go figure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: I have a friend who is genuinely an Astrophysicist, he goes to NASA to give lectures on space shizz, he called one of his cats Laika, go figure. He's obviously hoping someone will offer to launch it into space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 9 hours ago, pandarilla said: Just catching up with the absolute mare that mr alli has had on here. Superb entertainment. If you want to call me out, at least tag me. Shitehouse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 16 hours ago, HooseLee said: Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is Kids here will not return to school until there is a vaccine! They start online classes on Aug 24 so let's see how that goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 21:04, Jacksgranda said: Does anybody actually eat breakfast as soon as they get up? 2 cans of beer, then the hunger sets it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 (edited) On 18/07/2020 at 20:47, Mr. Alli said: Do you complain about the bollards being "impossible to get past" or is this 'couple of feet' sufficient enough space for a boy and girl to leave the shop without being terrieiced? No, I don't and wouldn't tie my dog outside a shop and leave it there but that's more out of fear of somebody stealing him. If I was standing there with him and two folk come out of the shop 'terrified', I'd smile politely. If you come out the shop requesting me to move as they were scared I'd politely decline. If you further pressed, you'd be told in no uncertain terms to f**k off. It's not my, nor this other guys problem that folk are scared of a dog doing absolutely nothing wrong. What an ignorant p***k you must be in real life. Edited July 20, 2020 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 19 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 20 hours ago, HooseLee said: Nothing but respect for people looking after kids during lockdown. Hard enough as it is Don't have kids if they're too much for you ffs. I don't because they are. Doesn't mean you can't emphasise with others who do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: They got fed up of constantly dragging it through the courts. The GREATEST post ever, on any forum. Will never be topped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: What an ignorant p***k you must be in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Just now, Mr. Alli said: Even your dog thinks that your a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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